UKRM Calendar

No, not the online one that caused a teddy bear or two to be thrown
from a pram a couple of days ago. A paper one, with pictures and
stuff. It does exist, albeit in kit form and can be downloaded from

http://mousemat.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/calendar.pdf

Bandwidth pikeys beware - it's the best part of 5MB in size.

Yes, I know there are a lot of Chimay related photos - I started off
with the intention of creating something for my own use, then expanded
to include people I'd asked for photos and now it's gone public.
Trying to find enough photos that I wanted to include was challenging.

To build your own: acquire some paper - I used 160gsm from Staples -
substitute lighter weight paper if you like. Print the odd numbered
pages, then reload the pages face up, with the top of the page to the
right hand side of the printer and print the even numbered pages -
this works on both HP laser and inkjet printers. Make sure the pages
are in the correct order and bind - 2 hole punch and treasury tags
will work, but comb binding looks better IMO.

If anyone can't be bothered with the above, I'll print some more - £5
inc P&P and that's cutting my own throat. These second edition ones
will be probably be inkjet printed as I don't think I'll be too
popular if I run too many more pages through the colour laser printer
at work.

As for a calendar for 2007? If there's enough enthusiasm from you lot
and I can find 12 decent photos in the next 11 months, then maybe.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Statto

But there ain't no nekkid wimmin!

Where are the nekkid wimmin?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I think that's pretty damn good.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Paul Corfield

Well, yeah.

'cept for the lack of nekkid wimmin.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, spida

I don't have to look at them, so it's cool.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

In this age of equality and diversity there may be an equal clamour
for nekkid men - have you thought of that?

 

Look, my eyesight is bad enough, without spending hours trawling
through the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica hierachy for appropriate
images.

<thinks> I suppose I could subcontract that difficult task out.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Statto

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. All you need is a camera and a
convincing air. Someone with a bit of smooth waffle. Someone too daft to
realise when he's getting "**** off, creep" signals. Let someone of that
ilk loose on the female denizens of this here froup and we'll have to
stock on pink ink for the printers.

Champ! A word in your shell-like mate...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

That may work. For a 2017 calendar.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Statto

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Fair enough. The North Africa Campaigners can do a group photo in Paul
Carmichael's pool.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel said...

It might for you boys out in the countryside

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

That should be interesting. You've heard of "vibration white finger"?
Well...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Bloody brilliant, but was hidden away in an old thread.

<thinks>

No. No clamour here. In fact it's all gone very quiet.

 

You could always use BGN's famous "Snow covered motorcycle" picture as
seen on the BBC for a winter month, so one only needs 11 now.

 

On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:40:36 +0000,

You wouldn't want to see me naked, there a bits bulging out
everywhere.