UKRM Book Club

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  1. Ben Blaney

    Owen Guest

    B*ll*x...
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Apr 17, 2004
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  2. Ben Blaney

    ogden Guest

    Aye, Scorcese directed the first one, and he's produced them all.
    Others are by Clint Eastwood, etc.
     
    ogden, Apr 17, 2004
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  3. Ben Blaney

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simian
    Pretentious tosh.

    There's absolutely nothing wrong with either set of books if all you're
    after is a brain-off read. And there's nothing wrong with wanting a
    brain-off read.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 17, 2004
  4. Ben Blaney

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simian
    Oddly, I did read what you wrote. You characterised anyone over twelve /
    sixteen who reads HP or DW as being "stupid", "a bit dim", or "lazy".

    I don't regard myself as dim, stupid, or lazy. I do like a nice light
    read from time to time and I'm perfectly happy to read either of the two
    series.
    I didn't see that response.
    Need any help with that?
    Oh do **** off, there's a good chap.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 17, 2004
  5. Ben Blaney

    Lozzo Guest

    Simian says...
    It's impossible to judge any book without first reading it.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 17, 2004
  6. You mean that you can't judge a book by its cover?
     
    Old Fart at Play, Apr 17, 2004
  7. Ben Blaney

    ogden Guest

    Reading TP/HP certainly requires next to no effort, and given that one
    dictionary definition of "lazy" is "Disinclined to action or exertion" [1],

    fwiw,
    I've read all of the Potter books so far, and every TP book up as far as,
    oh, I dunno, whatever his team of monkeys typed out in 1998 or so. I also
    like "grown up" books - you know, the kind of shite darsy recommends. ;)

    [1] Source: Webster's Revised Unabidged Dictionary, 1998.
     
    ogden, Apr 17, 2004
  8. Ben Blaney

    Ginge Guest

    Then I feel you missed the point, those stories are simply designed to
    entertain. Out of interest, do you only watch documentaries on your
    television?
     
    Ginge, Apr 17, 2004
  9. Ben Blaney

    Lady Nina Guest

    My taste in writers is certainly not in question..
    IRTA braiding.
    Yes. All of it. Though I still need to get new copies of Mr Punch and
    Harlequin Valentine as ex got those when we split but he lets me
    borrow them bless him. I even have some of the Lady Justice stuff.
     
    Lady Nina, Apr 17, 2004
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    I dunno, we seem to be playing nicely ATM.
    The bulk of my non-fiction books are either about fungi, old or vintage
    guns, countryside and gamekeeping.
    The ukrm seems to be a pretty broad church when it comes to fiction.
    Recently, I've read a book of short stories, a couple of Don Camillo
    books, some Tom Sharpe, I'm just about to start reading (again) the
    HHGTTG books and The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.

    My nephew gave me the Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce, which is fun
    to dip into from time to time. (Last year he gave me The Little Book of
    Naughty Limericks, but I didn't learn many new ones....)
     
    Jaques d'Alltrades, Apr 17, 2004
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    Mapp and Lucia! Now there's a couple I haven't met for years. Marvellous
    descriptive work.
     
    Jaques d'Alltrades, Apr 17, 2004
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    Both those you've mentioned are well worth reading. (IMO)

    After the lot I've got lined up, I have House of Cards and To Play the
    King waiting. Got to build some more bookshelves! I've got boxes of
    books in store.
     
    Jaques d'Alltrades, Apr 17, 2004
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    I think I do.
    I found Dr. John Ramsbottom's 'Mushrooms and Toadstools' in the New
    Naturalist series in the public library around 1954.

    I knew that puffballs were edible, but this book opened up delicious new
    vistas of overflowing frying-pans, and I took it out and renewed it and
    renewed it and renewed it.

    When, by dint of some stroke of enormous and unearned luck I won my year
    prize for GCEs, I chose the book. The original used to go hiking and
    camping with me, and later, touring on the Matchless, and finally fell
    apart sometime in the 'seventies, but I have since obtained another
    copy.

    I think I could safely say that it is my favourite book.
     
    Jaques d'Alltrades, Apr 17, 2004
  14. Oi! I represent that remark! Except that I've got an old Bee-eMM.
    If it's all the same to you, if there isn't a book I want to read, I'd
    rather be doing the Private Eye crossword.
     
    Jaques d'Alltrades, Apr 17, 2004
  15. Ben Blaney

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simian
    <Considers carefully thought out, finely reasoned reply>

    <Sticks thumbs in ears, waggles fingers and sticks tongue out>

    I'm still faster than you.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 17, 2004
  16. Ben Blaney

    Colin Irvine Guest

    What utter crap.
     
    Colin Irvine, Apr 17, 2004
  17. Ben Blaney

    Lozzo Guest

    Simian says...
    How do you manage to read so much when your head is shoved so far up
    your arse?
     
    Lozzo, Apr 17, 2004
  18. Ben Blaney

    Verdigris Guest

    Do you watch any kids shows? The Clangers, perhaps, or Danger Mouse?
    Holby City?
     
    Verdigris, Apr 18, 2004
  19. Simian wrote

    My first experience of any adult reading a Harry Potter book was the
    security guard where I worked. He was just pleased that he could find a
    book that was both easy to read and entertaining for an adult with
    reading skills as bad as his. He went on to read more so well done that
    Harry Potter says I, it got someone reading regular who otherwise might
    not.

    At this point I would go on to call you a pretentious **** but I notice
    the term pretentious has been used elsewhere.
     
    steve auvache, Apr 18, 2004
  20. Ben Blaney

    Lozzo Guest

    Simian says...
    ^^^^^^^^

    From http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~brians/errors/definate.html

    " Any vowel in an unstressed position can sometimes have the sound
    linguists call a "schwa:" "uh." The result is that many people tend to
    guess when they hear this sound, but "definite" is definitely the right
    spelling. Also common are various misspellings of "definitely,"
    including the bizarre "defiantly." "

    dictionary.com has no listing for definate.

    I don't think reading Harry Potter did me much harm, but all that
    reading 'good' books didn't do someone's literacy much good.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 18, 2004
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