uk.rec.cycling

Can I suggest "Hog"?

 

Apart from the use of a vehicle on the road, not the pavement, y'mean?

 

You have no chance, since Moody Judy and the **** Bubbles turned up it's
been a nightmare. Most of the regulars have fucked off. It has to be
said, the problem is not the trolls but the fuckwits like Mason that
keep feeding them.

 

I'll stop you right there, I was simply suggesting mortar shells for the
other NG!!

 

Roadside breath tests for alchohol and drugs and blood tests for
steroids

 

Heh well I was positively suggesting them as potential trolling! Though
I can't think of any practical reasons bicycles couldn't have a rear
number plate if required and 3rd party liability insurance? well I
think all citizens should have it as a matter of course.

Helmets? do I GAF, no. I sometimes ride my motorcycle without one,
though it does make me giggle. Going round to the shop in shades at
20mph has my eyes watering. Every time a see a Righteous Bro' on his
HardlyWorthit resplendant in Open Face, Bandana and Oakleys I laugh and
realise WHY the daft faggots never ride over 50mph in HOG groups.

 

Heh, My last post (September last year) there:

Glad to see things haven't changed.
Don't even bother lurking any more.

 

It does have a certain *je ne sais quoi* I suppose, you young scamp.

 

Good Grief
I_was_not making suggestions!

 

From: "Hog" <>
Newsgroups: uk.rec.pedestrians
Subject: Re: Social obligations for pedestrians
Date: Wed, 29 Feb 2011 16:40:07 +0100

I don't see why you're objecting to wearing a number plate on your arse.
I mean, you look like a **** anyway.

 

And it says "persistent troll" like nothing else.

 

You are wrong you know

 

Hog wrote:
snip

Never used to need liability insurance, why would we need it now ?

 

Des actually has/had a(n actual, real, for-sure) pushbike of which he
was very proud, hasn't he? There's a coincidence.

 

Cunts that scuff up against my Porsche with their zimmer frames for a
start

 

Oi, fek orf. I couldn't live without my beer scooter.

 

Not only that, but don't *most* cyclists have a motor vehicle as well? I
pay road tax on two vehicles, which is itself stupid, as I can only drive/
ride one at a time. Oh, I suppose while I'm out on the pushbike, the wife
might pop down the shops in the car. Makes the case for charging the
"road tax" via fuel then. In which case these days I'd pay about 25c a
year for the bike instead of €100.

 

I ain't riding on no cycletrack, fool!

Too many bumps, too narrow, too many obstacles, pedestrians not
realising that there's a pushbike bearing down on them (even if you're
in front of them). Give me the road, any day.


(I saw what you did there, you little scamp.)

 

Hurdles for pedestrians? Hey, we could add hoops for them to jump
through, too, for a leaner, fitter Britain.

 

Errrmmm, doesn't the work 'tax' imply something? Like for instance, you
pay it and not avoid it? Indeed regardless of whether it is sensible,
or indeed disguised as 'duty'. What is 'duty'? Who knows, it is what
the 'Customs and Excise' seem to make up as they go along.

I fucking *hate* Customs and Excise. Death is to good for them, they
should pay duty first.