UFO in Wales

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by marina, Jul 6, 2008.

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    marina Guest

    marina, Jul 6, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    Cane, Jul 6, 2008
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    des Guest

    I worked for BT's 999 service in Glasgow during my student years. A
    couple of funny events remain in my memory...

    ME: 'emergency, which service?'
    CALLER: 'ah want rah polis!'
    ME: 'police, hold the line ..'
    <clickety-click>
    PLOD: 'strathclyde police..'
    CALLER: 'is at rah polis?'
    PLOD: 'this is the police'
    CALLER: 'nah, ah want rah polis...'

    Another time, a bloke calls to say his mate has just fallen from the top
    of a block of flats in Springburn. Plod asks, 'is he dead?'

    We had to stay on the line and listen, in case we were ever called to
    court as a witness (I never was). Plus we had the name and address of
    the number from which the 999 call was being made, and plod didn't (at
    that time - may have changed since), so if the caller was playing silly
    beggars, or simply incapable of talking, we'd reopen the mic and tell
    them where it was. 'course, that meant that we had to hear the
    hysterical mother literally _screaming_ down the phone, 'I can't waken
    my baby!!' which were never very pleasant things to have to listen to.

    D.
     
    des, Jul 6, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    Beav, Jul 6, 2008
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  5. Not such a daft question; a few years ago there was a **** fell 20
    floors and landed on a car roof - had a broken ankle, iirc.
    Otoh, my mate fell 20 floors and didn't have a broken ankle - every
    other bit was though, and he was profoundly dead.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 6, 2008
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    geoff Guest

    I thought the answer was "I'll go and check ..."

    BANG

    "Yes he is"
     
    geoff, Jul 6, 2008
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