Tyred out (or, "What I did at the weekend") - LONG

I couldn't have put it better myself.

 

Spoken for? Well past that stage, I am - married for three months on
Saturday, and already planning to move in with a Norwegian girl[0].

Anyhoo, the abstinence from alcohol is my own personal choice. I even
turned down *free* alcohol last night - that's willpower, that is.


[0] This is, in fact, true.

 

Eddie wrote

Same difference.

Details. Details man. And gifs, we must have gifs.

Depends dunnit. I would have no troubles maintaining my vows of
chastity if there was only Chinzano on offer.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney
<> typed

(The Mother Of All Snips)

Has your neck of the woods got a National Treasure? If not, I'd like to
propose you for the post. Any seconders?

You daft fucker.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Aye, can't say as I've noticed much change.

She's Norwegian. And female. And 7 or 8 years younger than me. Does that
help?

Sheesh. Find your own pr0n.

Completely free bar. About the only thing they didn't have was proper
beer. Which helped.

 

Nigel Eaton wrote

Isn't Dodger big enough to cover the South East ;-)

<fx: Takes cover>

HTH

Paul.

PS. Oi. I owe you money from the EOCCR drinkyfest ages ago. Call the debt in man.

 

Ben's neck of the woods is hardly the South-East, though, is it?
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| ___ Salad Dodger
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|_\_____/_| ..69684../..16324.../..3180./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^' RBR-Visited:78 Pts:1680 Miles:5701

 

Yeah, but fair fucking play... Fear And Loathing without the drugs...
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1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

You snipped it.

You weren't there. I was. It was her fault.

 

Well, don't lose too much sleep over it, because (a) nobody's going to
give you excuses to quote the fucking code penal, and (b) no-one gives
much of a **** what you think or how French you are in relation to
Charles de fucking Gaulle.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney

Since when has *that* been a problem for Des?
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You weren't there. I was. You know ****-all about it.

 

[snip]

I like that bit.

[snip]

It's France. Why would they have soap?

Nice story.

 

We have that idiotic rule in Holland. Seems purpose made to cause
accidents.