Two-wheeled object of desire.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml

 

Sucking his keyboard for inspiration, Eiron typed:

Village bike.

 

Ah, so you lurk on as well?

Luckily I haven't posted anything, or it'd have been copied here to get
you some favour with the Clique.

D.

 

Do keep up at the back, there's a good chap.

Anybody who reads the newspapers these days know that only men can be
sex offenders.

If you do not believe me, check with any politically correct feminist.

 

Or one of those sleek buzzy objects? Though perhaps they don't count
as 'inanimate'.

 

I haven't read uk.rec.cycling for months but it seemed the sort of place
where you would fit in perfectly. Strangely enough I read that Telegraph
article in The Daily Telegraph. I don't expect you to believe it but it
happens to be true. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to give my Sturmey
Archer hub a good servicing.

 

I don't think I 'fit in' anywhere.

I believe it. Why shouldn't I?

Dib dib dib.. I'm off to grease my derailleur.

D.

 

<tries to decide if she can be bothered>

Nah **** it.

Actually, can you tell me what you think politically correct and
feminist mean?

Oh and http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7051274.stm

 

So he's in his own room and still gets charged? That's well out of
order. This country needs to stop being so prudish about sex.

 

Lady Nina says...

He was in uncivilised Jockland.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE
Suzuki SV650 K3
Honda CBR600 F-W
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka

 

"Dumpy burd with a complex?"

<D,RFC>

 

Timing isn't one of your fortés, is it John

He'll get back to you

Once he's finished dealing with his excitement over that revelation

 

Tsk, tsk ..

Don't, Nick.

D.

 

Wtf? Bloke in locked room gets done for something that's none of
anybody's business?

Fucking contemptible cunts; the cleaners, the manager, the cops, the PF
and the judge.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

The Spic has a point. Actually, he was in sticksville land down in
Ayrshite, where countryside (it started with a cow) sex is frowned upon
by the local worthies, on the grounds that they would never think about
anything deviant, oh no.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

<high fives Fr Jack>

 

what the **** are you doing up this early?

<fx: thinks>

what the **** am I doing up this early?

 

My timing is always spot on - 180 degrees off.

The norwegian brand of feminist and politically correct are perhaps
about 20,000 miles to the left of anybody who frequents UKRM.

Couldn't happen here.

Maybe the world is moving to a different beat in the UK?

 

After driving back from Cornwall yesterday, having a few beers and a
Chinese I went to bed at 19.30 only to be totally thrown by the
fucking clock changing bollocks this morning. Why do we fucking do
that?

 

"Mister McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm
angry...."