two# - the continuing adventures

Right. The list as it is:

KotL Outgoing - Darren Robinson
1. Suspended (Darren Robinson)
2. .djb
3. Richard Halford
4. Paul Corfield
5. Suspended (dog)
6. Daniel White
7. Suspended (Will Grainger)
8. Doc Gonz0
9. Mr Moosehead
10. Simian
11. Salad Dodger
12. Suspended (Nursey)
13. Molly
14. Suspended (Eddie)
15. Suspended (Cab)
16. sjrafael
17. Jasmine
18. Jayndria
19. Suspended (Ben Sales)
20. Suspended (Christofire)
21. Suspended (Tim)
22. Suspended (mjhmjh2)
23. Suze
24. Alan
25. Porl
26. Alexgr
27. Sean Pickford
28. Dick Dastardly
29. Nickjd
30. Les Thompson
31. Glenn Hurrell
32. Joe Hart
33. Dave
34. Suspended (Boots Blakeley)
35. Jon Burney
36. Jo
37. Spete
38. Re-assigned, see below (Desmond Coughlan)
39. Suspended (Nefeco)
40. {lisp}
41. Daz Lewis
42. Suspended (Andy Cunningham)
43. Dick Craven
44. dwb
45. Lone Wolf
46. Colonel Tupperware
47. Casanunda
48. ogden
49. Suspended (Lozzo)
50. wreckferret
51. Fio
52. Stritchy
53. serf
54. Doesnotcompute
55. Chris H

Additional numbers, special cases:
Sqrt (-1) Desmond Coughlan

Many of the above names have fallen by the wayside, or possibly off
the face of the planet. If anyone is seriously up for taking over as
KotL, speak up. Alternatively, we decide whether to abandon it
altogether, as it could be argued that the whole thing's a bit silly.

 

<VBG>
--
Alex

YZF 600

"I laugh in the face of danger"

"Then I hide until it goes away"

www.upce.org.uk
www.drzoidberg.co.uk

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Darren Robinson said:

I'll do it if sweller wasn't taking the piss.

 

You need clarifying these two.[1]

[1] Not a Two pun.

 

Ah. Of course, two#13 went to Molly of Mollanie, iirc. The file will
be amended before I send it to my eventual successor. Apple hoagies.

 

I awarded Alan T. Gower two#24 in about 2001. I think two#13 refers to
Molly Fletcher.
--
Nursey RN
ALS Provider OSOS#25 MIRTTH#6 IbW#09 4#COFF EFFA MOP#1
Honda Deauville (NTV650-V) (Mine)
Tweenies Trike (Caitlin's)
UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

 

How on earth did you get to be KotL anyway? It would be like Mat Tab
deciding he'd finally had enough of riding sharpish and buying a scooter. Or
Pip running around in dayglo leathers.

 

Jesus fucking christ ... you've already got her name and now you want her
two# as well!


--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Because until recently he didn't have a car licence, making himself the
most eligible for the number. He took on the KotL and promptly got the
licence and a car.

So, anyone else out there want to aquire a car? It seems all you have
to do is take on the two#KotL role and the rest comes naturally. It's
worked with the last three at least.

 

Ahem. *One* of the most eligible.

Ooh. Is this a plan I see before me?

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..64299../..15196.../..3157./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^' RBR-Visited:13 Pts: 250 Miles:1237

 

Yes please, a nice Land Rover 90 with a tweaked 300 TDi engine in it
please.

 

I'm not sure if I should be insulted or not... At the time I didn't
have a car licence, nor any particular interest in acquiring one.
Things have changed. Now I have a category B licence, and due to
certain alterations in personal circumstance, not having use of a car
would be both disadvantageous and inconvenient. two# isn't meant to
be a handicap. As far as the KotLing goes, I volunteered at the right
time.

 

It makes a mockery of the principle, surely. Of all the lists the kotl of
#Two must be so into bikes that they'd rather fry their own genitalia than
own a car. It's all a bit too namby pamby for my liking. I'm considering
giving my number back in protest. Again.

 

Ah, well. There's a thing, see. I've bought this two-piece suit for
summer, see. Not quite dayglo, I'll give you - but not black (yet)
either.

German Army issue motorcycle suit, it is. Flecktarn camo, it is.
Lairy, it most definitely is. It will look good dyed black, I hope.

 

It better. If you go unblack then what next? SteveH with an FBC? Molly with
a COFF? SimonK with a BOTTOS?

 

I sold a good cage, and got a CG125.. so I could keep my Bandit. Does
that count for a two number?

 

At the time, I'd have agreed with you. Like I say, things change.
Anyway, a fine one you are to talk about principles. Talking bloody
rabbits, indeed.

 

<looks out over the drive>

I didn't say it'd be a nice, or desirable car.

 

Doesn't Mrs. Dodger have a cage though?

Possibly.

 

Nope.

Linda last drove a car in Malta, in 1990, iirc.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..64299../..15196.../..3157./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^' RBR-Visited:13 Pts: 250 Miles:1237