Two on the same day

Because it's not yet legal to kill the stupid fuckers on sight!

 

It's more dangerous than the fucker driving with it picked up.

 

*ding*

I saw [1] an "interesting" accident the other day, walking home from
the train station. A bloke had stopped to take a phone call, just
round a tight and blind left hand corner. I thought to myself "that's
a fucking mad place to stop", and predictably enough another car came
round the corner[2] straight into the back of him. Much shoutiness
ensued.


[1] as in I was walking by when it happened.
[2] far too quickly - but this is nothing uncommon on this corner, as
most people don't know (or care) that there's a set of traffic lights
about 3 car lengths from the corner[3]
[3] I had thought there was some sort of minimum distance[4] from a
corner to road signals, and to me this looks far to close.
[4] plenty of times I've been going round it with some knob sitting
far to close behind me and find myself willing the lights to be green.

 

Class. That boy will do well.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

He will unless Fr Jack sees him and decides he needs to flick the burger
away because "it's wrong to eat and ride"

 

I think Fr Jack is more likely to nick the burger and eat it himself.

The fat ****.

 

hehehe

 

that's the normal scenario for women. for men in the morning rush hour it's
the battery shaver, although this is a little rarer.

not sexually differentiated: the texting with one hand, glancing up every
few minutes to see whether you've crashed into the vehicle in front yet.

 

Because he's a dickhead.

 

Post corrected.

 

I'm pretty sure I'd even reverse back over him to make sure I'd
finished him and then I'm stick a mobile in his hand and tell the cops
he was on the phone when he rode into me.

 

hah.

 

that's the normal scenario for women. for men in the morning rush hour it's
the battery shaver, although this is a little rarer.

not sexually differentiated: the texting with one hand, glancing up every
few minutes to see whether you've crashed into the vehicle in front yet.[/QUOTE]

I've never put on make-up, shaved, or texted whilst moving.

However, I am currently considering whether I can get a couple of
extra minutes in bed by eating breakfast/supper whilst driving.

 

'Andy Bonwick' wrote...>

<Makes book of odds for the first person to get knocked off by a cager
txting whilst driving; Bikers Vs. Sod>

 

I've never put on make-up, shaved, or texted whilst moving.

However, I am currently considering whether I can get a couple of
extra minutes in bed by eating breakfast/supper whilst driving.[/QUOTE]

Breakfast in bed?

 

hairy clams.

 

On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:37:36 GMT, "platypus"

Oh, that's very kind of you to offer! Can you be here for 5.30am?

 

5.30am? I've barely gotten into bed by then. How does 11.30 sound?

 

I'll admit to that if he gets to my age, which I'd bet against.

 

Is that like getting a son over his yardarm?