TWO Magazine

In amongst all the usual crap advertising Viagra, enlargement,
unmissable shares, mortgages, and invitations to update my on-line
banking details at institutions I've never even heard of, I received an
email that might interest some here. TWO currently have a subscription
offer of 3 issues for £3, thereafter a discounted rate of £8.90 for 3
issues against their normal £11.10. If anyone is interested they can
call 08456 777807 quoting reference MDN1D.

Please note, I have absolutely no connection with any publishing house,
printer, magazine in any way at all and couldn't care less whether TWO
get 1, 2 or zero new subscribers. As I'm going to be heading off to
foreign parts in a few months I'm in the process of cancelling
subscriptions rather than taking out new ones - I just thought that a
ukrm-er could maybe benefit.

Cheers

 

Yup, I had a phone call last week from them with the same offer

 

On 15 Mar 2006 02:31:38 -0800, Andy Ashworth said ...

Whoopee fucking doo. Bog paper's cheaper, and has more interesting
content. Even before use.

Fucking right. I thought it meant £1 ea. at first, clearly at £3 a copy no
way near good enough bribery for me to want to buy it.

 

On 15 Mar 2006 02:31:38 -0800, Andy Ashworth said ...

Fucking right. I thought it meant £1 ea. at first, clearly at £3 a copy no
way near good enough bribery for me to want to buy it.

<This time, posted properly>

 

Your first thought was correct, it is £1 per issue giving a total of £3 for
the first three issues.

From the nature of the comments about TWO, it appear that this offer should
rightly take its place alongside the Viagra and mortgage offer emails in my
Spam trap!

Cheers