Two Lessons

Two Lessons:



#1. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN



Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!



Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open
to trade, especially for someone with cash.



Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.



Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still
a warm and desirable place to visit.



Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious
and all conquering past.



Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war
and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.



Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but
open to meeting new people.



After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous
spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.





#2. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN



Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by a prick.

 

===========enjoyably funny, thanks.

 

I would say after 50 a woman is like Antartica. Everybody knows it's
there, but nobody gives a damn.

 

#2 says it all. I'm so glad I'm a woman in my fifties.
Oh, you misspelled "Antarctica".

 

#2. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by a prick.
I would say after 50 a woman is like Antartica. Everybody knows it's
there, but nobody gives a damn. ----dwk12---

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#2 says it all. I'm so glad I'm a woman in my fifties. Oh, you
misspelled "Antarctica". --Westxrider gal----

=============My woman is in her 50s, and she's still hot to
me.<g>...MrJayT=

 

Same here. Pick the best-looking one who will settle for ya while
you're young. Then, even if they go downhill as they get older...
they have a longer glide path!

 

Replace you're with they're. Repeat as necessary.


.....louie

 

Heh, heh. Yeah, that's often the plan but, like all plans, they don't
always work out like expected, Louie.

More often that 'repeat' part winds up being a woman some other guy
also couldn't put up with. And she'll come with his kids in tow,
which *you* then have to raise.

There's a price to pay when it comes to young booty. That's been my
observation anyway. Unhappiness and regret will plague the man who
wants it too much.

 

Now you tell me (us)!

Another point tho, here in Texas the boys try our best to be the ''couldn't
put up with'ers", and we do it quite well.

....louie

 

Sounds like a good deal all around. You teach 'em the tricks and,
once trained, the rest of us can take over and hit the ground running
from there...