two# - a way of life?

I can build a PC and install Windows.
I can set up a small home network.
I can ride a motorcycle.
I can do lots of fairly complex tasks involving mental and physical
dexterity.

Why the **** can't I pass a lousy fucking car test? That's 6 now.
Arsefuckbollocks.

 

Ooops.

*snigger*

 

Its probably for the best in the long run.......

 

Brownz said...

I was thinking exactly that

 

Your Bandit 1200 has put a curse on you to prevent it becoming
neglected.

Give up now.

 

Easy , 'cos you are a crap driver.

 

Have you failed on the same things every time?

If not you can probably do all of them but have issues with nerves.

 

Six? Fucking *SIX*?

Don't bother. Safer for the rest of us, IMHO.

 

If it's any consolation, I passed my car test on my 5th attempt.
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f650|b12|Ri

 

*ding-dong-fucking-ding*

How the hell I ever passed my bike test in the first place I'll never
know. Going to see the doc before the next one, see if I can get some
calm down happy pills.

 

(The Older Gentleman) burbled:

I'm fine at any other time, but in the test I go to pieces. It's the
pressure; I just don't handle it well.

I know someone who's into double figures, btw.

 

Darren Robinson secured a place in history by writing:

An acquaintance of mine took 11. She is the most d*gs**tb****cks f**k
awful driver in the history of mankind, the universe and everything. You
should be barred from taking more than, say, 8, thereafter it's skateboards
only. Or Bandits if you've already got one.

Sorry. Not very helpful.

 

Thought for next time, from the moment you leave the test centre imagine
the examiner *really* needs a shit, the smoother and more sensibly you
drive the worse his discomfort becomes and the longer the test is likely
to take..

I'll say nothing more on the subject.

 

Think of it like this, I passed first time, and you really would *not* want
to be as good as me at nudging things with cars & vans ;-)

 

A family member????

 

Keep going, eventually you will get it for good attendance.....

--
Wazza

T595

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

 

I used to think that dogs bollocks meant "good/best" etc.

I'm not so sure now...

 

<twat>

I passed both tests, first time

</twat>

Is it always the same testing station? Maybe you could try a different one -
change of scene etc?

 

On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 21:20:34 +0000, Darren Robinson
<> bored us all completely to death
with wittery prose along the lines of:

What's the name of that burd, who tried to pass her test in the Lada?
Followed on the Beeb? You just reminded me of her

 

Maureen something-or-other. She became a TV 'celebrity' because
if it.

<rant>
It's like that Britain's Worst Driver program. Just take their fucking
licenses away until they can prove that they are no longer a danger to
other road users rather than making a sodding TV program about them.
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