Twat

Coming last night and saw a young lad on his moped carrying a pillion with
no helmet. Why does summer bring out the idiots?

 

Was she sat upright or lying face-down across the back of the bike? Perhaps
he had just murdered her?
I think the law treats corpses as luggage and, as such, does not require
them to wear helmets.

 

Sat upright. I've never seen this breed in the winter. Is just a warm
weather thing?

 

So?

Who hasn't done this? Or for that matter still does?

cue: Goth pillion in a field and taking people home from work stories.

 

My first ever pillion journey on the road was also the first time I ever got
stoned. I was getting a lift home from one of the lads I'd been getting
stoned with, and it was the first time he'd been stoned as well and also the
first time he'd ever carried a pillion.

As I recall I spent most of the journey with my arms spread out wide and
making aeroplane noises.

Lids, of course, were not involved.

<Checks head>

Yup, still there.


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

**** off, newbie.

 

Looks like the idiots are not only on the road. Coe on Ben, you can do
better than that.

 

<SNIP>

Anything you want to tell us?


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

I don't need to do better than that. You've been riding five minutes,
right? And posting here about the same. And you start a new thread
with the helmetless-moped-idiot gambit.

Tedious, and mindlessly predictable.

 

And they seem to post on ukrm.....

 

You appear to have inadvertantly posted this to the wrong group.

Some of us ride all year round.

 

Well I have reported a scooter being ridden by two "yoofs" that were
sans-helmet.

Glad I did too, they had nicked it.

 

Hehe, BTDT. RD250, 1977, around the edge of a German naturist lake.
Lol...

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Hm, 20 years ago and counting... seems aeroplane noises and 'wings'
were de-rigeur...
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1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Mostly, along with motorcycle safety trainers/sandals, safety shorts
and T-shirts... HTH...
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1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Hey, no-one's saying that it's clever, but d'you mean to say that
you've never ridden irresponsibly with no safety gear? Even you were
young a stupid once...
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1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Nice.
<g>

 

Dunno, where have you been all winter?

 

Heh, wouldn't be the first time... and no I wasn't stoned, I'm a good
boy these days... just a little over-tired...

I think I'll go and pour myself another glass of Merlot...
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1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

But would you comment about a car driver not wearing his/her seatbelt?
Same penalty and same intention of law.