Twat in a BMW

Plagued by them now, I am.

Some twat in a knob shaped BMW, a Z4 maybe, wanted to play catch-up on the
motorway this evening.

Obviously, I don't play stupid games like that but I did just have to show
him what a slow, boring tin he was driving.

--
The Judge.
ZZR1200 (Fast for a bike. Slow for a teleporter)
K1200RS (New, rotting, useless sack of shit. For sale)
Gone: VL1500LC, ZZR1100, GS1000G, GSX250
Orh+ BOTAFOT#61

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Judge

On a straight bit then, was it?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "Zan (CBR1000F) -
www.zanziba.prodigynet.co.uk/Pictures"

It isn't actually compulsory to post to every thread.

Particularly when someone's indulging in a little gentle angling.

Now **** off, you're scaring the fish.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Step away from the river bank.


And fix your sig sep.

--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

ITYM tribal

 

ITYM trivial

--
JackH

Pan European

BOTAFOT #110 D.Bot (University Of Speed) - BOTAFOF #29 - GHPOTHUF #29

 

Who cares?

 

*ding*

--
JackH

Pan European

BOTAFOT #110 D.Bot (University Of Speed) - BOTAFOF #29 - GHPOTHUF #29

 

Have you considered, maybe, just maybe, not posting anything for a
while and sitting back to digest what goes on here? It's called
lurking, and you might learn something without coming across as
quite such a cock.

I know it's the school holidays, but we already have someone who sits
around all day off work posting to every single fucking thread. We
don't need another one.

 

"Zan (CBR1000F) - www.zanziba.prodigynet.co.uk/Pictures"

155mph (restricted)

Tony

 

"Zan (CBR1000F) - www.zanziba.prodigynet.co.uk/Pictures"

Most of the faster BMWs are limited to 155.

 

From my experience its complusory to be a tit before owning a BMW. Like the
**** that pulled out in front of me -
I showed him the error of his ways and now im charged with dangerous driving
and assault.

Sigh.

McKev

 

LOL! Fuckin' priceless. Couldn't happen to a more deserving ****.

 

Me or him?

McKev

 

You.

 

Wanna buy a sigsep? Much cheapness.

 

Bit harsh on the BMW guy innit?

He'll get done for careless posting.

 

Nah; they're all cunts by default.

 

heh

 

SO I deserve to have a car pull out in front of me? Thanks. Nice to know
that this NG is full of pricks like you. Bet you drive a BMW

McKev