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Yeah, who needs final salary schemes anyway?

 

On your salary, you could just save some of the money you earn anyway ;-)

 

If it does, you want to work for this lot:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/05/27/danish_free_porn/

 

<completes application form>

 

"Harrassment"

 

"capability"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney

One-handed, presumably?

 

what does that mean?

I mean, I know what the word means, but what's the context?

 

Do you normally write with both hands?

 

I had my pointy manager hat on.

You are not able to fulfill your duties, therefore /you/ are in breach of
contract on the grounds of capability.

Your ass is mine IT boy.

 

OIC. Actually, cross-browser compliance isn't actually part of my
duties, but as the only permanent member of my team, all of the
"goodies" automatically come to me, whether I like it or not.

whatever floats your boat.

 

I sort of regard myself as a flea who's being flicked off one dog, and can't
wait to get my blood-sucking mouth-parts into the juicy flesh of the next.

 

By no means. If there's a corporate whore included in the package, I'll
take full advantage - just so long as she's been checked over by the company
doctor first.

 

So trying the 'corporate whore' sh*t is kinda wasted on you... No
surprises there then... ;-)
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