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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2004.

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    platypus Guest

    Ah. Female, is she?
     
    platypus, Oct 7, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Wegg
    Sharon and I got married on a Friday. We were having a blessing on the
    Saturday, so we decided to do the "not seeing each other on the morning
    of the wedding" thing for that.

    So, I spent my wedding night at a pub, dancing the Morris, and getting
    ver' ver' drunk.
    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 8, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    Nigel Eaton says...
    I spent the night before my wedding servicing the Morris[1], I was ver,
    ver sober.

    [1] Her wedding prezzie from me. A fully restored 1964 Morris Minor 1000
    2-door in black.
     
    Lozzo, Oct 8, 2004
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    No, seriously, I had this discussion with a couple of right-thinking
    chaps at a party last night (and with Simian last weekend) and we came
    to the conclusion that women are a bit thick.
     
    Ben Blaney, Oct 8, 2004
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  5. Weggy a possible Morris Man!
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 8, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    evolution has optimised them for breeding, not thinking.

    HTH.
     
    darsy, Oct 8, 2004
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  7. Yum.

    Come over to the Dark Side. You know you secretly yearn for bells,
    baldricks and beer.

    Even that nice Mr Crowther is wavering.....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 8, 2004
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    flash@work Guest

    Look out for TARDIS1, he travel thru time like a mad man!
     
    flash@work, Oct 8, 2004
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    Lady Nina Guest

    I'm reluctant to agree with you but find in broad terms I do. With
    notable exceptions, mainly UKRM burds.
     
    Lady Nina, Oct 8, 2004
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    darsy Guest

     
    darsy, Oct 8, 2004
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    mike. buckley, Oct 8, 2004
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    dwb Guest

    Not thick, but not necessarily logical either!
     
    dwb, Oct 8, 2004
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  13. mike. buckley wrote
     
    steve auvache, Oct 8, 2004
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    Adrienne M Jenn, Oct 8, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    Is Elly as clumsy as you are?
     
    platypus, Oct 8, 2004
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  16. maybe, but probably not.

    --
    Adie
    (replace spam with nickname to reply)

    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

    Triumph 955iSS / GSF1200 bandit (pending) / GSF600 bandit (for sale) / CG125
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adrienne M Jenn, Oct 8, 2004
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    YTC#1 Guest

    Maybe it is a plot so you get a less ugly bike ?
     
    YTC#1, Oct 8, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    What, remodelling by degrees?
     
    Pip, Oct 8, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    I reckon the Daytona is a bit much for you. I've been giving this a bit of
    thought, and I reckon you'd be better off with a ZX-9R, seeing as how it's
    now officially chickwheels.
     
    platypus, Oct 8, 2004
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  20. Cnut.

    Well, the damage cost is a new indicator (damn nearly 40 quid!), plus
    some genuine Trumf touch-up paint, a tube of Isopon and some wet & dry
    paper. 60 sovs all told.

    And Ebay has yielded a new rear light cluster for the Micra.

    The new Primera, by the way (take delivery on Friday 15 October) has one
    of those reversing cameras. I think I'll insist she always uses it.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 8, 2004
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