Trophy SMIDSY'd

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. There's nothing like the sinking feeling when you return to find your
    recently-parked bike lying on its side, leaking vital fluids.

    Damage: broken indicator, and a few minor scratches. Nothing more, thank
    God. Oh, and one smashed car indicator.

    Th perpetrator was still there, looking panic-stricken.

    The Doctor.

    How could she *not* see a fucking great 1200 Trophy parked on our
    hardstanding, even in the dark?

    Sheesh.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2004
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  2. The Older Gentleman wrote
    Perhaps she did and showed the good sense that you didn't?
     
    steve auvache, Oct 7, 2004
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    Muck Guest

    Oh feck. Well, at least the perp stayed around to face the music.
     
    Muck, Oct 7, 2004
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  4. It's not like it's the first time she's backed into things, either. My
    company car, a wall, a gate.....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2004
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  5. Somehow it's my fault for not telling her I'd parked it there.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    The Older Gentleman says...
    Disable reverse gear on her car. YKIMS.
     
    Lozzo, Oct 7, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    (The Older Gentleman) struggled
    to ejaculate:
    Suddenly I remember why I sacked the last wife.
     
    Pip, Oct 7, 2004
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  8. The Older Gentleman wrote
    I wish you people wouldn't do that when I am smoking. That hurt my
    lungs that did.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 7, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    (The Older Gentleman) struggled
    to ejaculate:

    Stop her pocket money. Don't bollock her but subtly hint that you'll
    remind her of this every time you feel you need to - for *ever*.
    Easy if she didn't look. She wouldn't be related to the burd that ran
    Platy off the road, would she?
    You married Quasimodo AICMFHumps
     
    Pip, Oct 7, 2004
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Remind her that mirrors are not for assisting the application of make up
    .... then run

    --
    Steve Parry

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

    http://www.arrivedeprived.org.uk/

    K100RS SE
    F650
    (not forgetting the SK90PY)
     
    Steve Parry, Oct 7, 2004
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    Muck Guest

    Do you have to email her to say you've left the bog door open too?
     
    Muck, Oct 7, 2004
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    JackH Guest

    LOL

    Anyway, a serious suggestion... perhaps Sir might like to invest in
    retrofitting one of those new fangled ultrasonic reverse sensor kits to
    madams car.

    Think they can be picked up for less than £50 these days, and any man who's
    undertaken some of the restorations you have in the past, should be able to
    fit them.
     
    JackH, Oct 7, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    <Standard UKRM Response #27>

    Screw the bitch for every penny you can!

    </SUR#27>
    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 7, 2004
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  14. Nigel Eaton wrote

    Screw!! He'll be on blow jobs for a month for this one.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 7, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    What's the difference between a Radial tyre and 365 blowjobs?
     
    tallbloke, Oct 7, 2004
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  16. You can get 365 BJs in a Goodyear....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2004
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  17. She does this to me, about how I took her to the Bol d'Or for our
    honeymoon.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    (The Older Gentleman) wrote in
    Nearly.

    Ones a Goodyear.......





























    The other's a GRREEEEAAAAT year.
     
    tallbloke, Oct 7, 2004
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  19. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember
    (The Older Gentleman) saying
    something like:
    Sue the bitch to within an inch of her life.
    Or paddle her arse.
    Take your pick.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 7, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    The Older Gentleman says...
    You're finally quits then
     
    Lozzo, Oct 7, 2004
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