Travelling in Australia by Motorbike

Whoooosh. Fuckin thickheaded twerp.

 

Still brings a grin to my face!
Clem

 

No, James can't perceive assistance when offered ...

Oh Bog, he's using Outlook Express as well, does any other OE luser want
to fill him in on .sigs? Or will we just leave him in blissful ignorance ...

Cheers
Goaty

 

Yeah, was a good one eh?

Team Doherty rules!

Cheers
Goaty

 

I thort hoop-snakes were african?

G

 

Are you having a go at me moit?

G

 

No way dickhead..... giv' us a chip?
Clem
(PS; glad to see you back GB. Where's your absentee-card?)

 

Goaty huh.......haw haw
I don't use a sig sonny,
they were adverts. heheh
Ulp in a ng too.

James
1955 Vincent Series D Rapide.
(could be for sale)
neg over AUD200,000

 

'ow about two chips, linked with a bit of fishing line?
Apparently it's great with seagulls.

Reminds me of another one, Probably an urban myth:
A bit of bacon on a bit of fishing line. According to
the storyteller who told the story to me, bacon goes
straight through seagulls pretty much immediately, then
another seagull picks it up, and, and, and, before you
know it, you have a string of seagulls!

It's a good story anyway. I'm not convinced of it
tho.

Ain't not got none of one of them Clem. I've been on
#ausmoto a lot, just kinda slipped off usenet a while
back. Work 'n' stuff. You know the drill.

G

 

According to the Errol Flynn biography "My Wicked Wicked Ways" it was
port-fat and it was ducks.
He managed to string a few ducks together before his father caught him and
belted him (for the first and only time; allegedly).
Clem

 

~
Nope, sorry; I don't understand the concept!
Clem

 

Not another Swedish Chef gag....

Postman Port

 

OK you're gonna' have to explain that one too.
Clem

 

"Port-fat"
Portportport (and after you beat me to the last one,too...)

*Goes back to watching Barry Sheene and On Any Sunday DVDs on new XBox*

Postman Pat

 

Demn and you even gave me the Postman-Port clue! I'm getting old....
PORK-fat!
Clem

 

http://www.evilurl.org/porkFATclem?

-----sharks

 

Not me Scott
--
Al

http://www.users.bigpond.com/pennykid/alan/index.html
"The highest form of life in the universe is Man and the lowest is a
man who works for the post office." - Holly

 

Demn's de breaks,Clem...

Postman Pat

 

Mumble mumble gonna' frikkin' punch Pat mumble......
Clem

 

It's one of the stories in The Adventures of Baron Von Munchhausen, which was
written well before the start of the 20th century. He not only caught a string
of ducks that way, but used them to airlift him home from the swamp where he'd
been hunting.

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