Trapped Tas Miners

It's been reported that they have miner injuries.

If they do get crushed to death, then I shall write a ballad for them in the
key of A flat minor.

 

[applause]

A rock song? They'd be crushed...

 

Yuck.

 

That is so funny on so many levels, Yet not funny on so many more!

Aido. >

 

Yah but think of all the rock groupies that'd fall for them...

G-S

 

They'll be singing Hole Lotta Love?

 

Sureley you mean Tunnel of Love...

P

 

Well they _were_ in Dire Straits.

 

Well, according to Beazley it's all because of Industrial Disease brought on
by Work Place Legislation changes...

P

 

No wonder they're banging their heads on Solid Rock!

 

Beazil pointing the bone again ?
shame he couldn't find his expansive arse .

 

Sureley you mean Tunnel of Love...

All that from Love over Gold.

 

The miners have been trapped in the one spot for a while so they've tried
to leave one corner as a kind of latrine and have the other side as their
sleeping area.
Now, unfortunately, the escape tunnel will be opening up right beside the
latrine area so if they don't wanna' get shit on themselves they'll have to
sort of twist-in by the poo....

 

It's good to be able to Communique this kind of information to the general
public...

P

 

like a Lady Writer on the TV?

 

Well these days it is all TV, no more Telegraph Road...

P

 

A flat minor? Is that corrupting A minor?

Cheers
Goaty

 

He's locked himself away down in the tunnels trying to make it pay.

 

A Morris Minor with flat tyres?


Beer mate?

Johno

 

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You better sit down and have and expresso, love...