Towell Waving {;-/)

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No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
orgasm.  Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
decide to
consult their Rabbi.
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The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes  his beard, and makes the
following suggestion: = "Hire a strapping young man.=  While the two
of you are
making love have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help
your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
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They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help
and the wife is still unsatisfied.  Perplexed, they go back to the
Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband, "try it reversed. Have the young
man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
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Once again they follow the Rabbi's advice.  They go home and hire the
same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and
the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great
enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous room-shaking,
ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.
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The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"You see that, you young schmuck?
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Now-------THAT'S how you wave a towel!" uhhhhhhhuh!!!!!~~~~~