Totally off-topic but bloody funny

http://27bslash6.com/easter.html
David Thorne is a mate of mine here in Hobart.

 

Well, that just shows to go you
interesting mate you have there Kev
Are they all like that in Tasmania?

 

And I thought me and the cute Canuck chick in the coffee shop were the
only ones who read 27bslash6!

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We try.

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Kev

 

24 karat comedy gold. Buy him a beer from me next to you see him.

 

I find the number of people that can't get past the image on his home
page hilarious, unless he has removed the posed blonde..

 

Good effort but ultimately a wasted one I think.

I find it more than a little disturbing how many of those who insist on
having others respect their beliefs refuse to respect those who believe
differently. I tend not to spend Saturday afternoons in town any more
because you have a better than even chance of being accosted by some
religious zealot.

 

You need to develop the death stare

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That is his normal look, its just that it is not working

 

The 2ic of the libs has it well down

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Already been done by the Empire.

Oh, "stare". Sorry, thought you said "star".

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I have a large wet fish just for your attention N/

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Is it an 'addock' by chance?

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that's a bit of an ad-hoc reply

 

Well I reakon your "herring" will ring when the fish is applied

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Poor odds. You can improve your chances by approaching them.

Nev..

 

I tried the polite approach on several occasions, the most recent event
cemented my "avoid at all costs" attitude.

Picture youself walking down the shopping mall checking out things on a
Saturday afternoon when a guy with a handfull of fliers approaches.

BAC "Would you be interested in a free concert?"

Me "Sorry, not really my thing mate."

BAC "It's free, and we'd really like to see you there."

Me "Look mate, I'm really not interested, I suggest you ask someone else."

At that point I walk away, or try to. This guy is pretty persistant and
walks in front of me and stops.

BAC "But ..."

At that point I'm starting to get irritated and say to the guy.

Me "Look mate can you go and accost someone else."

I try again to walk away and the guy again stops in front of me, this time
literally nose to nose. I push him to one side and tell him to **** off
before I call the police.

Then he starts calling me an evil spirit and chanting at me in some sort of
toungues. Fortunately for him one of his BAC mates dragged him away at that
point.

I'll loudly defend your right to think and believe whatever you like but
that does not include the right to tell me how to think and what to believe.

 

You're doing it wrong. When they mention concerts you say "Sure, but
only if you come to my orgy afterwards."