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When a gentleman motorcyclist is closeted within a public house for
the duration of a football game, should he be on speaking terms with
the landlord, he would gain advantage from requesting that his helmet
be stored in the beer cellar. Resting on the top of a pre-chilled
barrel is best, gloves and jacket just to the side.

I tell you, sticking your head in a lid that has been held at a
climate-controlled, dehumidified 11 degrees Celsius for a few hours is
a fucking joy. For a few seconds, obviously - but a joy, nonetheless.

Second only to sticking the bogroll in the freezer after a vindaloo.

 

He should get the **** out and zoom about on the near empty roads!
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Or, go to the snowdome in castleford - pretty much had the place to the
three of us for two hours, nice and cool[1], then got to have a meal in
a pretty much empty restaurant.

[1] it felt a bit odd putting ski gear on today, until we got through
the doors to the slope

 

unless said gentleman was working...?
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Really?

Christ, do they actually make a profit? ;-)
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Fr Jack

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