Top Tips - culinary division.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by SD, Dec 4, 2006.

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    MikeH Guest

    Memory here of a piercing scream from the front of our hired canal boat
    a couple of years ago - Teddy (Pink Teddy, to give him his full name)
    had fallen in the water. The rescue was an epic, I was a hero (for a few
    days) and Teddy spent the rest of the holiday inside watching from the
    window.
     
    MikeH, Dec 6, 2006
    #61

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    MikeH Guest

    Not even close to my standard.

    I'm not saying which direction you'd have to look though.
     
    MikeH, Dec 6, 2006
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    Can't be that difficult - women can do it.

    Relatedly - Most women can operate kitchen appliances easily, yet many
    are unable to do things like navigate AV remote control pathways.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 6, 2006
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    Work in progress Guest

    Lid down is the rule here. RHT hasn't quite got it yet.
    Ah so that's where my Pink Ted ended up. Having a sex change on the
    way.
    Good man. 'he's fallen in the water'.
     
    Work in progress, Dec 6, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    MikeH says...
    <waves>
     
    Lozzo, Dec 6, 2006
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    MikeH Guest

    How many others apart from me read that with the correct voice?
     
    MikeH, Dec 6, 2006
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    MikeH Guest

    I see what you did there :)
     
    MikeH, Dec 6, 2006
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    <ripples>
     
    Pip Luscher, Dec 6, 2006
    #68
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    Alison Hopkins Guest

    Ah, Neddie!

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Dec 6, 2006
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    ogden Guest

    <blank look>
     
    ogden, Dec 6, 2006
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    DR Guest

    Avocados? Bollocks I say.
     
    DR, Dec 6, 2006
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    Alison Hopkins Guest

    "How do you know what time it is?"

    "It's written on dis piece of paper!"

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Dec 6, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Where "us" = some subgroup who knows WTF she was on about. Exclude me.

    --
    _______
    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3 (slightly broken, currently missing)
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Dec 6, 2006
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    Dr Ivan D. Reid Guest

    Is your name Charlie?

    --
    Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Dec 6, 2006
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    DR Guest

    DR, Dec 6, 2006
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    Alison Hopkins Guest

    I'm a right one?

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Dec 6, 2006
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    raden Guest

    Some of us have the original on vinyl !
     
    raden, Dec 6, 2006
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    Alison Hopkins Guest

    Some of us heard it upon the wireless.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Dec 7, 2006
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    raden Guest

    And you expect me to pay your pension

    The Goons - Unchained melodies, the first record I ever bought
     
    raden, Dec 7, 2006
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    Dr Ivan D. Reid Guest

    Well, you look like one...

    --
    Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Dec 7, 2006
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