Top tip.

One should not mistake a hard boiled egg, for a not boiled egg, then try
and break it by smashing it's shell using a heavy downward smash onto
the worktop..

Now to load the washing machine.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ginge

"What's that down the front of your pyjamas young Ginge?"
"It's err... egg, mum."

Quite.

 

Looks like the yoke's on you...

I'll get my coat.

 

How to tell the difference?
Spin the egg on a flat surface.
Stop it momentarily and release.
If it stays stopped it is boiled.
If it restarts, it is raw.

If it falls off the table, it is raw. This is the first corollary to the
"toast lands butter side down" rule.

ps. Raw egg is a bugger to get out of a Krauser hard pannier.

 

You can tell by spinning them on the work top, then momentarily stopping
them and letting go. If the start spinning again they are raw.

 

I have to ask how it got in there, on the off chance that there are
crocodiles involved
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It was the one that got away..

 

No crocodiles.
Simply a grocery accident:

1. Go shopping.
2. Pack carefully.
3. Start to ride carefully home.
4. Forget about everything and just have fun on the gixxer.
5. Wash out the panniers with cold water. Repeat as necessary.

 

A Gixxer with paniers? Boggle

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It was an 1100.

 

Spinning is the answer, a HB egg will spin on a pointed end whilst a
raw will not.

 

Ahhh, right
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You need one of these, you do:

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