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In this month's "Ask Foggy" article in Bike magazine.

"Why do you come across as an arrogant wee shite?"

 

"Do I? If I come across as that, it's to get a reaction. You ask people
that know me really well and they'll say I'm a nice, quiet, shy person. But
I do love the attention and winding people up. It's all part and parcel of
the Foggy show."

 

Top question. Shite answer.

 

Cos even thought I'm ugly, me missus is truly shaggable
mind you she'll soon leave when I run out of money

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, flash

Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! I know this one!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

as Slider's reply.

 

[snip]

Agreed. Most racers seem pretty dull. Rossi is one notable exception.

 

Given that she was with him long before he was ever successful, I
actually doubt that.

 

The visor insert. It wasn't very talkative.

 

Well, being that he's Northern, it's only a matter of time before he
beats her up after ten pints of mild.

 

C'mon Ben. Bit more effort required.

 

I'm a bit tired.

 

It's a curse. I force myself to only drink larger these days because
the mild just makes me want to do things with wippets.

 

[snip]

I quite agree with you, and the moral of that is--Be what you would seem to
be--or if you'd like it put more simply--Never imagine yourself not to be
otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might
have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to
them to be otherwise.

 

Ben emerged from their own little world to say

I stopped drinking mild years ago. I tend to drink smaller now. I'd probably
need 15 pints of mild to get pissed whereas 2 bottles of plonk are usually
good for the job.

 

Thats cos you're a soft southern jessy.

 

So two bottles of plonk and you're anybody's eh?

 

I'm anybodys (<) who *has* two bottles of really decent plonk!

'Hog

 

flash says...

OK, I'll do this on Ben's behalf.

Six pints, cos northerners aren't anywhere near as hard as they make
out.

 

Champ says...

Which is pretty much what Foggy called her in his book.