Top Gear

Fen-fucking-land? Moi?

 

But, what they don't tell you is that there are quite a lot of straights
on that airfield track.

I suspect the gap would be halved, or better.

 

Put him on your list too then.

 

....says they who have been known to talk about cars in here at various times
in the past, present, and I'm quite sure (unless I am unaware of some self
regulating anti car speak fatwah others have vowed to take up), in the
future.

Tsk tsk...

 

Maybe it's the real one, and an innocent imposter lies dead.

 

Well you're nearer to them than I, and appear to be displaying the perfect
'Fenland' webbed foot in mouth mentality you might come to expect from one
of their finest this evening, if I may be so bold as to say so...

 

To be fair, a Golf SDi is only a car in the vaguest sense of the word
'car'.....

 

Deos it really matter what happened on a tuppenny-hapenny telly
programme?

 

68 or thereabouts of VWs finest horses, IIRC.

In a car, that size...

 

Is that a problem?

 

Roger. Nice new notepad for Xmas.

 

In all honesty, you'd hate cars too if you had to drive one of those
every day.

 

It could be, maybe that dead one was going to serve a valuable use at
some later date, donating an organ, or a harpsichord, or something.

 

Yes. It's absolutely critical, and I won't hear otherwise.

 

Hmmmm... Aren't you Irish or northern or something?

 

Fair enough - I just wondered.

 

I'm reading this using his eyes now.

 

I drive one every day, it's not funny. Well, not until Christmas eve, when
the clutch broke.
My, how I laughed :-/

 

'If only everything in life was as reliable.......'

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SteveH

as an Alfa.

<clutches chest, turns blue, slumps to floor>

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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