Top Gear

Or a sit on mower with nitrous-oxide and driven by a 98 year old woman.

 

They probably are the way you ride,
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

A long posting about how a Bernard Matthews turkey is nicer than a
shops own brand one should cause a reasonable diversion while I cut the
power to all of south Wales by jamming the coin slot on the meter with
chewing gum.

Timo can sort himself out? You reckon?

On me way Sah... As soon as the trains are running again.

 

How dare you?

"Think about it"?

It's Christmas and I am not doing thinking. Actually, I lie...earlier I
thought that a bottle of organic beer which somebody gave me yesterday
looked a bit cloudy; "best before November 2003".

Furry muff <big hug>

Si

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, _Ginge

See Chamnp's posts on the relative speeds of litrebikes and 600s in
endurance racing, then ponder the fact that the Atom pissed *all over*
the RR in the braking / cornering department.

I want one. I *want* one...

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Strip the extraneous bodywork off the Jag (or let mother nature do it
by waiting for another winters worth of salt to do it's devilish work)
and you're halfway there.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

Heh. Seriously, if you've not seen the programme, try to. The windblast
pushing the flab around on Clarkson's face was a sight to behold.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I watched the programme, but don't reckon it fits with the following
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Indeed. All seventeen jowls flapping in unison.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

Bollocks.

A car that can beat a bike around a track like that? That's worth
knowing about. I shan't be racing any Atoms that I meet on the Queen's
Highway.

You grumpy old fucker.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

<SNIP>

And since when did this bear any real relevance to what people post in here?

 

sweller says...

Who says I wasn't already?

 

The Atom was pitched against a CBR600. Hence it's on topic.

 

I think you'll find quite a swathe of reasonably sporty cars could beat
a bike around a fairly tight track.

Oooh. Thanks matey.

 

Lucky we are all such Adonis's that we wouldn't look the same eh?

 

Haven't you got a sale to prepare?

 

Yes, actually. Where have you been and why is the sir.tony chap still
alive?

 

He's not... It's obviously an imposter impersonating him.

 

Simon Atkinson says...

Well said

 

<Scans eBay for various mildly damaged Pan and Burgervan panels in the
general Fenland locale...>