Top Gear again...

Now that was MUCH more like it. That Jag was incredible, 1000 mile
range!

The bugatti lap was rather disappointing...

And Harry Enfield is the abolute spit of Laura's dad.

 

The girl behind Harry Enfield: do they still do lobotomies in the UK?

 

Call me an abolute again and I'll fucking have you, sunshine.

 

No, no. MY Laura.

And the girl over Clarkson's shoulder in the news segment was
gorgeous...

 

I saw what you did there.

Didn't notice.

 

I mentioned that too a mate in a text, and as I sent it, I received one he'd
just sent, also mentioning her hehe!

 

Yeah, but they didn't tell you how much it cost to fill the tank
compared to the Polo.

 

If you can afford the jag, that kind of thing doesn't matter.

 

It got to the point during this year's fuel price rises where the limit
on my local pay-at-pump wasn't even enough to brim the tank in my Leon.

Now the same limit is enough for me to fill the car and a gallon can for
the garage. Hurrah for peak oil!

 

You just go with the "I have to go to the kiosk to pay because I have
considerably more fuel than yaou" pose.

 

She was nice, but I preferred the one over Hammond's shoulder.

 

I thought the one over Enfield's right shoulder was alright.

Exciting thread, this.

 

Might have been the same one as HE was sitting where Hammond had been.

Gripping. What did you reckon to Clarkson's slippers?

 

But was your tank/penis bigger than Bear's?
Not that it matters because white van man's is bigger than both of yours.

 

Well, exactly.

 

If this thread is anything to go by they'd have looked better over his
shoulder.

 

<g> Ginger does it again.

 

I suspect that item will have done some good for XJ sales - the
always-wanted-one-but-not-18MPG crowd will be thinking "Ooooh".

 

You weren't expecting something about motorbikes were you?

 

Mine isn't. I think it's only got an 80l tank.