Top Christmas Tips

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Jimac, Dec 24, 2010.

  1. Jimac

    Jimac Guest

    #1

    If, over the course of the previous year, your turkey roasting tin has
    accidentally become contaminated with, say shock absorber oil or used
    coolant (or both), it can be returned to serviceable condition by the
    use of Cif, a Brillo pad and lots of elbow grease.

    #2

    If your wife is searching for the turkey roasting tin that hasn't been
    used for its intended purpose during the previous year, do not try to
    be helpful by admitting that you know that it is sitting under your
    workbench in the garage half full of old shock absorber oil mixed with
    used coolant. Your assistance will not be appreciated.
     
    Jimac, Dec 24, 2010
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  2. Jimac

    Colin Irvine Guest

    Heh.
     
    Colin Irvine, Dec 24, 2010
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  3. Jimac

    The Older Gentleman Guest


    Superb. Welcome to the IUKTFMMM[1] club

    [1] I Used Kitchen Tools For Mending My Motorcycle[2]
    [2] In my case, the oven for heating up a set of MZ crankcases, and
    memorably and disastrously, the dishwasher for cleaning up a 400 Four
    sump that still had rather a lot of oil in it.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 24, 2010
    #3
  4. Jimac

    sweller Guest

    I have a twin burner camping stove and a steel plate for that particular
    job.
     
    sweller, Dec 24, 2010
    #4
  5. Jimac

    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    Should've bunged it in the dishwasher; she'd never have known.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 24, 2010
    #5
  6. Jimac

    Gyp Guest

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
     
    Gyp, Dec 24, 2010
    #6
  7. Jimac

    Jimac Guest

    Unfortunately, I am the dishwasher!
     
    Jimac, Dec 24, 2010
    #7

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