Tonights bad joke

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ‹(•¿•)› BORG, Jun 18, 2005.

  1. A guy sitting at the Bar at Brussels Airport noticed a very beautiful
    woman sitting next to him.

    He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight
    attendant. But which airline does she work for?

    Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
    slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

    She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
    himself, "Oh s!£t, she doesn't work for Delta".

    A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
    her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same
    confused look.

    He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the
    list.

    Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

    This time the woman turned on him "What the **** do you want?"

    The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh,
    Ryanair!"



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    GS850 Trike

    For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to
    (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

    http://borg.no-ip.com
     
    ‹(•¿•)› BORG, Jun 18, 2005
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "‹(•¿•)›
    (Snip)

    UKTV from less than a week ago.

    You know, your efforts to present yourself as a thick **** are truly
    world class.

    Well done.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 18, 2005
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  3. ‹(•¿•)› BORG

    petrolcan Guest

    Like this is news.
     
    petrolcan, Jun 18, 2005
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  4. <even thicker mode>

    What's UKTV then ?



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    GS850 Trike

    For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to
    (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

    http://borg.no-ip.com
     
    ‹(•¿•)› BORG, Jun 18, 2005
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "‹(•¿•)›
    JFGI, YTC.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 18, 2005
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  6. ‹(•¿•)› BORG

    Dave Guest

    umm. repeats...............
     
    Dave, Jun 18, 2005
    #6

  7. GY.STVC.AHWITKIHBSOT



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    GS850 Trike

    For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to
    (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

    http://borg.no-ip.com
     
    ‹(•¿•)› BORG, Jun 18, 2005
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "‹(•¿•)›
    Turn the caps lock off and stop speaking Welsh, YTC.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 18, 2005
    #8

  9. LOL



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    GS850 Trike

    For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to
    (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

    http://borg.no-ip.com
     
    ‹(•¿•)› BORG, Jun 18, 2005
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