Tonight I have mainly....

Been straightening the twisted front end of a DT50MX. Gaffa taping up
the smashed headlight shell of said DT50MX to make it road-legal, after
a fashion.

Taking said DT50MX round the block to check it steered straight.

Having the lights all blow in unison just as a car was coming the other
way, because in gaffa taping the headlight, I obviously made some vital
wire touch something it shouldn't.

Turning the garage upside down in search of a 6-volt stop/taillight
bulb. None to be found. Stuck a 12-volt one in. Had a spare headlight
bulb, though. Electrics now, needless to say, perfect. I hate
intermittents.

New headlight shell/fairing is £42. He can pay for that.

Dragged myself in through the kitchen door to recive a genuinbe 'thank
you' and reminded him that, at moments like this, it is good manners to
reward your mechanic with a drink. Got the stiffest G&T I've enjoyed ina
long while.

Next stop, the BMW.....

 

Why wasn't he helping you - no interest in the oily bits? I was helping
my dad restore Vincents when I was still in nappies - literally.


--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

yebbut it's such an unappealing fetish

http://tinyurl.com/fty8q

 

Ewwwwww. FOYRNB

--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

Bugger all he can do, with one arm in a sling and effectively useless.
Couldn't even get the cap off the tonic water bottle without help from
his sister.

 

Well at least he has a sister to stand in as "gin waiter".

 

Wossat ! "Being anally retentive" I hear you say ?

 

No, sorry old chap, I don't understand your banter.

 

you couldn't understand ja ja binks

tosser

 

Well who could, you fucking imbecile.

 

who the **** are you ? Chump

 

I think a 3 yr old could. Moron

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

CHUMP! Fucking brilliant!

<wipes tears of mirth from eye>

Truly, you are a comedy god!

CHUMP! Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer As featured in
Performance Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

Could what, ****?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer As featured in
Performance Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

*BLuSH*

Thank you , most insincerely

 

Eerrm ?

 

Possibly, but anyone with a mental age above three would have progressed
beyond gibberish. Presumably you understood it perfectly, as you appear to
to be a monosyllabic fucktard who's up way past his bedtime.

 

! Handbags at dawn with someone that dosn't know how to sort an excel
column !

 

Coo. Best part of a decade on this group, and I never thought of that. The
man's a Shakespeare...

Or an unimaginative prick.

 

well, i'd thank you not to imagine my prick anyway,if ya dont mind, ya
gay boy