Tongue twister

(just trying to create a coupla grins today)

‘‘If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a
jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue
is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you call a Japanese
drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy Jappy with a crap
happy pappy!’’
(cheers, Bjay)

 

Over the shoulder boulder holder.

 

The only thing those preachers do is piss me off and for a variety of
reasons.

How anyone can sit there and listen to that crap and not vomit is disgust
or start laughing uncontrollably is beyond me.

pierce