Tomorrow I may lose my job

When my nan died at the start of the year, we didn't really know what
to do with hers, or at least, what she'd have wanted done with them.

So, given she really loved going to Broadstairs when she was alive, a
few of us got together on what would have been her birthday in July,
and then scattered the bulk of them over the harbour wall into the
sea.

It was actually far more moving than I was expecting, and I'm pretty
confident it would have been something she would have appreciated.

 

'ello.

Just passing through... although as is traditional with me, now that
the weather is starting to cool and the nights are drawing in, having
not had a bike for the bulk of the summer, I'm considering getting
something like a Thundercat (1) soon, for the daily commute into
London.

Currently suffering South Eastern Trains...

(1) Yamaha, not cartoon character.

 

Timothy Crooke / Technowarrior... where are you now...

 

I once saw someone's ashes floating down the Avon at Stratford.
It would have been better if the grieving relatives had remembered
to take the lid off the jar before dropping the remains off the bridge.

 

Make a nice plantpot for somebody.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

Sucking his keyboard for inspiration, Grimly Curmudgeon typed:

When I took my Mum to scatter Dad's ashes, the wind blew them back onto her
wet shoes and they stuck there. She started to wipe them off on the wet
grass. I caught her eye, and we both /nearly/ laughed. We didn't. I wish
we had. Twas a truly weird moment.

 

That's what happened to me when I tried to chuck my brother in the river
where we used to go fishing as kids.

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird (Buen mueble de patio)
And a pushbike of some sort.
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24
OMF #15
UKRMMA #30

 

We know what my dad would've liked us to do with his ashes, but he can carry
on dreaming.

Nice touch.

What, being dumped into t' sea? Gerraway wiv yer.



--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Laugh? My mam would've *pissed* herself laughing if that'd happened to her.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Paul Carmichael says...

It helps if you kill him and burn him first.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE
Suzuki SV650 K3
Hoinda CBR600 F-W
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka

 

Sucking his keyboard for inspiration, Beav typed:

My Mum wouldn't have laughed at all - except she /nearly/ did. But then
didn't. So I didn't, although it was hard not to crease up. That's what
was strange.

 

Read it again. I'm accusing you of being a fantasist. Or, if you like,
a fucking liar yourself.

There's no way that you either called a barrister a 'fucking liar' in a
court or won 35k.

You have a major credibility gap to the extent that most of the things
you spout are suspect.

 

writes

Nige is the new Des?

 

I'm puzzled as to why this is in your sig.

 

Sucking his keyboard for inspiration, Colin Irvine typed:

Nige is a member of the Little Sisters of the Holy Phallic Engorgement, and
it is against his religion NOT to mention it at every available opportunity,
especially to the unenlightened. It's a bit like Catholics wearing a
crucifix, but less discreet.

 

No doubt. But why quote it?

 

A quick google turns up more references to you than it's origination.

 

Gwan, you're making that up!

Aren't you?

 

Well, witnesses aren't credible here since if you supply them they
wouldn't be guaranteed to be independent.

How about you:

1. Give the date of the case and the court used.
2. Name the barrister that you called a fucking liar.

That I don't believe you called a barrister a fucking liar in court and
were not ejected.

Yes. Please provide:

1. The name of the company you sued.
2. The date of their payment to you (approximate)
3. The case number

 

I thought Nige was comparing himself to Phallus Dei.
He claims to have stood up for himself a couple of times but
we all know he lies eternally and has never been any use to anybody.