TOG valuation, please

I have a drawerful of approximately 50 [predominantly] white handkerchiefs,
some of them inherited from my late father. Most of the Egyptian cotton
ones have admittedly been laundered, but others - notably 17 of the fine
linen ones- remain unused. There are also a number of silk ones, but these
are mostly coloured. From my late father-in-law I have about 20 more jolly
spotted oversize hankies, also well laundered, which he used, flamboyantly
but decorously, in pursuit of his snuff-taking habit. As an acclaimed
expert on the subject, please could you give me an outline valuation, before
I bung them on Ebay.

"... good aerodynamic 'float' for the best possible display effect." Good
grief. What's the score in the fraternal letters contest now?

 

You can sell second hand snot-rags?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Toby Augh-Nottoby

*Snort*

"Snotty of Tunbridge Wells".

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You sod. 15:10 in my favour. An unchallengeable lead.

 

You'd probably get more for them if you cut them up and sold them as spares.

 

It had never occurred to me, until TOG put the idea into my head.

 

spares.



**** off, you collective of amateur character assassins. In the nicest
possible way, of course.

 

Heh!
--
-Pip

TL1000R The Quietly Booming Banana
Guzzi Quota 1000: The Black Tractor
YZ250: Rough 'n' Tumble
Mongrel DT125: The Rust(ic) Garden Ornament

 

If you ebay them, remember to put "gay interest"...

Heh.