Todays Crap Joke

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BORG, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. BORG

    BORG Guest

    Don Rumsfeld is giving George "W" Bush his daily briefing and tells
    him that three Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Iraq.

    George says "that's absolutely terrible", is lost for words, and
    holds his head in his hands for several minutes. His staff are amazed
    at the response, and the whole room stays silent.


    Finally George lifts his head from the table and says "exactly
    how many is a brazillion?"
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    Some people are like slinkys....
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    BORG, Sep 29, 2005
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  2. GINGE

    FFS, can you try posting something original just once.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Sep 29, 2005
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  3. BORG

    BORG Guest


    well I can't see it on the group
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    Some people are like slinkys....
    no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
     
    BORG, Sep 29, 2005
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  4. Boots Blakeley, Sep 29, 2005
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  5. BORG

    BORG Guest

    BORG, Sep 29, 2005
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BORG
    You really are a deeply stupid, ignorant man, aren't you?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 29, 2005
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  7. BORG

    BORG Guest


    you google I'll post what ever I want. It's a free world and a free
    Internet.
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    Some people are like slinkys....
    no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
     
    BORG, Sep 30, 2005
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  8. BORG

    BORG Guest


    well you know where the killfile is
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    XJ900 Trike GS850 Trike

    Some people are like slinkys....
    no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
     
    BORG, Sep 30, 2005
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  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BORG
    Ah, the last cry of the fuckwit. "If you don't like it, just killfile
    me.".

    No thanks, I'll just point out your dull stupidity from time to time.

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    and Ducati Race Engineer.

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    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 30, 2005
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  10. BORG

    BORG Guest


    Thanks, it's nice to know I'll be kept in check when I do something
    you don't like
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    XJ900 Trike GS850 Trike

    Some people are like slinkys....
    no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
     
    BORG, Sep 30, 2005
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  11. BORG

    sweller Guest

    <fx: grits teeth> It's not you know. Neither are.

    I'm starting to see why many consider you stupid, dull and ignorant. I
    just had you down as well meaning but clumsy; it would appear I was being
    far too charitable.
     
    sweller, Sep 30, 2005
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  12. is

    <Pedant mode off>
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 30, 2005
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  13. BORG

    BORG Guest


    Put me down as what ever you want, the difference I see is this place
    isn't real, it's just a newsgroup and to many people take it way to
    seriously.

    So what if I repeated a joke, what in the big picture of life does it
    matter, what does it matter that someone on another computer somewhere
    in the world doesn't like what I do with my time on here, there not
    real there just more words on my screen as well. I don't know any of
    you, none of you know me. It's just letter and words, if you want to
    judge me for that then that's up to you, just don't expect me to
    change to suit you just as much as I wouldn't expect you to change
    because of me.

    I have no opinions on any of you I have never met any of you and until
    I do I will continue to see you as just letter on a screen and
    strangers who also write some good posts and some bad crap on here.

    It is a free world and it is a free Internet.
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    XJ900 Trike GS850 Trike

    Some people are like slinkys....
    no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
     
    BORG, Sep 30, 2005
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  14. BORG

    sweller Guest

    Really? I didn't know that. Still doesn't 'sound' right to me but that
    should be no surprise.
     
    sweller, Sep 30, 2005
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  15. Neither is a singular, you see. Like 'None'.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 30, 2005
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  16. BORG

    platypus Guest

    An alternate usage is "neither one is", if that helps.
     
    platypus, Sep 30, 2005
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  17. BORG

    AndrewR Guest

    Neither is normally singular, but can be regarded as a plural when used with
    "nor" and when the noun nearest the verb is plural.

    Also, to quote the opening for the "None" entry in Bill Bryson's "Strange
    Words": "The wildly held belief that none must always be singular is a myth.
    Since Fowler, Bernstein, Howard, Gowers, Partridge, the Evanses, the
    Morrises, Follet, The Oxford English Dictionary, The American Heritage,
    Random House and Webster's New World dictionaries and many others have
    already made this point, I do not suppose that the addition of my own small
    voice to the chorus will make a great deal of difference."

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    AndrewR, Sep 30, 2005
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  18. No, and neither do I, I doubt anyone does.
    But before posting what you correctly refer to as a crap joke
    searching google first would take what 5 seconds. It is what any
    intelligent human being would have done.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Sep 30, 2005
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  19. BORG

    BORG Guest


    well even doing a Google now, knowing it was posted before and using
    the first line as a search

    Don Rumsfeld is giving George "W" Bush his daily briefing and tells

    It still only comes up with my post

    So even 'doing a Google' wouldn't have helped
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    XJ900 Trike GS850 Trike

    Some people are like slinkys....
    no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
     
    BORG, Sep 30, 2005
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  20. If you could work google it would have done, try searching on the, for
    want of a better description, punch line.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Sep 30, 2005
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