Not only did I have to go and pick up "several boxes" from a Soho bookstore, but I got some free vids into the bargain. I had to go to a book store in Brewer St. and in my ignorant naivety I thought this was to be an ordinary book store. Not so! It displayed images on the covers I'd not even imagined and when the bloke said "you need to go downstairs, mate" for the collection I dutifully went there and what a feast beheld my eyes. There was toppo porn on several screens in there and I had the pleasure of having a good look while the stuff was getting ready. I was only slightly perturbed when the bloke said "Wait here until someone gets you and then we can give you a hand". I wasn't sure if he meant help with the boxes or he wanted to give me a wank! Anyway, I must have picked up around 1,000 DVDs of good quality looking porn. In the excitement I phoned a mate and told him to which he asked how many freebies I got. Damn, I forgot to ask. I didn't forget to ask when I reached the destination and a very nice young lady asked what I wanted. I said some good fucking and she said "follow me" ;-) Nah, she didn't give me any of *that*, I've got a very nice girlfriend and she's all mine, but I did get three free porno DVDs. *sigh*
