Today, I are mostly not thinking fondly of Volvo drivers.

How petty are some proto sentient, sweaty, fat, hairy, Volvo drivers are
eh? This came to mind after riding around Brighton today and passing Mr
Angry in his Volvo.

After which he took exception to me passing him, and proceeded to try
and filter his Volvo. Is every Volvo driver a ****, or is it because
they're all probably shagging fat ugly Swedish women and have developed
some sort of self hate complex?

Maybe they just had a bad day.

 

It goes back to the mists at the dawn of time - Volvo drivers were, are and
will always be cunts.

HTH

 

Espesh the ones wearing hats and smoking pipes. Have you noticed?

 

Round here they have blue flashy lights on 'em. This could be seen as
further evidence.

 

You get all sorts in Volvos these days, although I'd bet the young and
the beautiful tend to stay away from them.

 

Heh.. volvos are cunts cars non shocker.

 

Does this mean I get another number for my .sig?

Ian - Volvo owner(and SSSHHH!!! a Caravan owner as well!!!! )

TBH I've found the mantle passed on a few years ago to BMW and Merc
drivers as the inconsiderate bastards of the road.

 

At least you've got a bike license that you currently use. I'd bet that
most Volvo drivers don't. I'd have to agree with Merc to an extent BMW
drivers too.

Is there a VoC number even?

 

Muck says...

It wouldn't matter if they had one, the blind cunts would never be able
to read it.

--
Lozzo
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Suzuki SV650 K3
Hoinda CBR600 F-W
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka

 

It wasn't me, honest.

Fortunately my missus is neither fat, ugly or Swedish, so it definitely
could not have been me.

Happens to all of us.



--
Dan L

http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

Another happy Volvo / bike owner here, but don't let a good old stereotype
get in the way of your rant

 

Seeing a Volvo have road rage just reminds me of a couple I once knew.
One of them was a fat english **** the other was a sweaty swedish bint;
makes me chuckle every time I think about them in their Volvo.

Yeh.

 

True... apart from our Dan apparently. heh

 

Yeh yeh, sure sure..

Do snip the sigs, that's what your news reader should have done. Ahh,
you're using Outlook Express. Nuff said.

 

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Well, the Swedish women have a general reputation of being neither fat
nor ugly.

So: two out of three, eh?

Can you *prove* she's not Swedish? By descent? Hmm? I thought not.

Therefore you are guilty.

Case closed.

 

There is no excuse (for owning a Volvo).

As for SWMBO, as her paternal grandfather was a swarthy orphan found
wandering around docklands at the turn of the 20th century, her lineage
is somewhat sketchy.

--
Dan L

http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

i parsed that all wrong to start with.

 

They all have one thing in common. They're all usually in the way.

 

Just about sums up the last 21 years really...

--
Dan L

http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11