to those that suggested the EDZ base layers

I want to hug you!

 

I don't need a hug, I've got EDZ base layers to keep me warm.

 

OK I'm looking at their website but I don't think anything sets them apart
from what's to be found in a Tog 24 factory outlet store?

 

Factory outlet stores are for pikeys.

 

Perhaps I'll give them a try then

 

Perhaps not, however I asked on here with a specific requirement and a
number of people recommended EDZ.

Last time I did a long trip on the Tigger with fabric suit, jeans and
cotton boxers, it was like I'd gone into a particularly avant garde BDSM
club and some joker had convinced me safe word [1] was "ram that dremmel
up my arse and wirebrush my bollocks like your life depended on it".

Having spent 5 hours on the bike today, it's as if my nether regions
have been caressed by an endless stream of 25-year-old Catherine
Deneuve-a-likes, all of whom are dedicating their entire existance to
ensuring that said nether regions are

[1] or in this case series of words or phrase

 

Perhaps not, however I asked on here with a specific requirement and a
number of people recommended EDZ.

Last time I did a long trip on the Tigger with fabric suit, jeans and
cotton boxers, it was like I'd gone into a particularly avant garde BDSM
club and some joker had convinced me safe word [1] was "ram that dremmel
up my arse and wirebrush my bollocks like your life depended on it".

Having spent 5 hours on the bike today (same fabric suit, same jeans but
with the EDZ base layer rather than the boxers), it's as if my nether
regions have been caressed by an endless stream of 25-year-old Catherine
Deneuve-a-likes, all of whom are dedicating their entire existence to
ensuring that said nether regions are as happy, relaxed and comfortable
as possible.

I don't know if the TOG24 stuff achieves the same outcome, but the idea
of 24 TOGs working their magic on my arse doesn't sound like a good end
to an evening.

[1] or in this case series of words or phrase

 

Does it not chafe a bit at the front?

 

If you recall, I bought XXXXXXL.

 

mmmmm ooooohh ewww ,, sorry ..

 

Steady on. I have a reputation to uphold, old fruit.

 

In my defence, I've never seen a Tog24 shop anywhere else

 

Ok Ok I'm buying

 

*nice*

 

Maybe, but I fear you are placing too much importance on the noun
whereas you should be concentrating on the connotation of the adjective.