To much bling turn them in?

I thought what you did with dogshit was put it in a large paper bag,
place bag on doorstep of someone you don't like, set light to it, and
run away to a safe place of observation.

Bod opens door, sees small fire, and invariably stamps on it to put it
out....

 

It's more fun if you find a house with one of the old fashioned gate
latches that you press down on the thumb sized lever to open, put a
drawing pin on it and a quick smear of dog shit over the top to add
flavour.

Unsuspecting home owner goes to open gate, pricks thumb with drawing
pin and instantly sucks thumb.

 

You are *evil*

 

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