TM Rating report.

Hotdamn, I ride off in the sunset, enjoy Father Day, by being bragged on
hourly,
and finally get back on here, this monday morning, and
che'wah'wah... the ratings are almost at 1000. This time 6 days ago,
they were under 300.


Even a ''non-ride'' report by Louie the great, was a success. mymy.

But Mighty Mike's business blunder is still the main source for our
boosted ratings.

NRD (nextreportduein48hours)

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 

Send him a check.. better yet.. Send the SIL over to Renegade Motor-
cycles to get his bike worked on.. Ol' Two Bit Mike needs the dough..
Ol' Two Bits is scrambling around trying to find $1500 to try and buy
his way out of another **** up.. lol.. hmmm Seems to me like some
old boy that claims he's been doing good business for six years, would
have at least that much on his hip, don't it ? Who knows when some old
boy might stagger into that joint and have a real nice motorcycle to sell..

another hmmm... Wonder what's wrong with his checkbook, anyway ?
Maybe that bank of his has run out of money, too.. ya's'pose ?

 

Let's see what's wrong with this idea, some jerk legged half wit like
Mike tears up my motorcycle while it's in his shop, he shows he
doesn't have a battery charger on hand to maintain a battery on a bike
that's for sale, he can't provide a little water and soap to clean a
motorcycle every once in a while....while it's for sale, and when
asked to fix the broken bit on the bike that his shop broke he avoids
it like a rattlesnake. All the repair will likely come to is buying
another panel and either having it painted to match the bike or have
the tab plastic welded on the old panel. And this is the guy you want
me to take a $1500 check from (even though the selling price as Mike
dictated was $2000)?

Nah, I'd have to wonder how good the cash money is from someone like
Mike now. I also have serious doubts as to Mike having insurance to
cover his shop's negligence/abuse/neglect. Most any reputable
businessman would either take care of the broken pieces, detail the
bike back into the shape it was in when he got it, help load it onto a
trailer or take care of the battery.....and be done with it, or would
turn the entire thing over to their insurance and let the owner of the
bike deal with the insurance carrier. I don't believe Mike has
insurance on that junk business he's running over there.

 

He sure hasn't acted like it, has he ? In his place.. that would have been
the first thing I'd have hollered.. "Hold it.. I'm insured.. wait'll I get
my
adjustor out here to straighten all this up"..

 

Then again, that would be for a reputable shop with insurance. Not a
junk dealer that has a reputation of screwing up motorcycles and not
being able to make the damage they cause right.

I'm still waiting for all these examples Mike has of us making a
living screwing others.....not to mention all these other things he's
claimed about me. I've shown proof of what Mike Thompson and his shop
are all about.

 

Hey Mike Thompson.. you getting all this ? hmmm.. I'd sure hate to have
to go back and repeat all this stuff.. Be sure to keep copies.. Who knows,
I just might want to do some research and show how ol' Brian exposed a
sleazy assed motorcycle dealer.. That portfolio must be getting pretty
thick, by now..

Hey Brian.. how much did that Hurrican eat, over the weekend ? I sure
hope you don't get as mercenary as your old dad and let ol' Two Bits
buy you off.. Damn.. I'm talking to a crew down in Austin, that just might
get interested in all this.. Those Latino Steel boys don't take kindly to
Gringos that **** up other peoples motorcycles and then bad mouth
them for it..

Not quite like those boys from up north that get all hysterical, drop motor-
cycles and shit.. Or.. the ones that talk up some shit and then head in the
other direction.. Wait a minute.. phones' ringing.. maybe that bunch in
Houston is trying to get in touch.. Nah.. it was just that old friend of
mine
in El Paso.. He's taking a look at it..

Hey Mike.. didn't know I'd make you famous, did'ja ?

 

Nah, Bill, my SIL's expensive Fancy Harley Heritage is probably worth
more than Old Mikes entire Renegade Outfit. (chuckle)

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 

Attaway, bill. That's taking responsibility for your dumbass. It's a
day late, but a good effort nonetheless. Take it easy, though. You want
to dominate brian, but make him feel like he's able to think on his own.

I've been thinking on your calling brian a dumbass yesterday, on
Fathers' Day. I think you owe brian a big ol' hug. Surprise him with
it. I mean, it's the day after Fathers' Day. He'd never expect his
first hug, ever, after making a mess of one news group and downright
forcing you to make an ass of yourself on another. That's why hugging
the little stinker right now has such a great shot of making up for your
whole miserable existence, bill. Do it. Do it now. Think of the children!

 

Whew, I just went through that old spam box and found a few emails
from Mike. He's claiming to have over 3000 satisfied customers!

He's so full of shit!

That Hurricane didn't cost me a dime to sit in my garage and have me
polish and look it. All total it's cost about $5 since I picked it up
from Mike's junk shop....counting the cost of water, soap, wax, Quik
Detailer and Pigspit I had to get. I'm not too sure if Mike was
actually cheap about taking care of the bike. It hasn't cost really
anything (not a dent in my wallet) to work on this bike to get it
looking good again. Now I'm just thinking Mike and his bunch are
really just lazy as hell.

 

bJay u need to try to quit talking down to us. We all know you're surrounded
by those big money riders, and have known it for a while. Earlier you
insulted Acorn by saying your SIL wouldn't be caught dead in a 2bit shop
like O' Acorn was in.
We're coming up to see you to eat, sleep, etc... don't put ass kickin on
the list too

.....louie

 

Sure is funny, but even pushing a motorcycle across a parking lot and
up onto a trailer by myself while being pissed off....I didn't get so
excited as to drop it. 400lb motorcycle up a ramp and on that
trailer.....didn't have a problem.

Top that, you slimey shit!

You couldn't even sit flat footed on a motorcycle at a dead stop
without getting excited and dropping it. Something about all that shit
you were talking up that you would do to Bill Walker if you ever met
up with him. As it turned out, all you did was piss yourself, drop
your motorcycle and then hollar "I SAW IT, I SAW IT!".

Yeah, you're a real asset for Mike to have in this deal.....

 

I must've missed his posting where he said that!

And to think I was starting to warm up to Bjay with his buttering me
up and treating you guys like shit. Made me feel like I be special or
sumptin. Now I find out it was all just a trick to insult me by saying
they wouldn't be caught dead in a 2bit shop like Mike Thompson has.

Gee, I guess the ass kicking will be on the top of the list for that
ride....somewhere in the area of getting gas....and right after. I
sure don't want to do the ass kicking first, Bjay will still need to
pay for that gas and all.

Wait a minute, maybe the ass kicking should be on the bottom of the
list.....we've also got to think of Bjay buying us those dinners and
putting us up at night.

We'll get the planning done, and make sure we leave room for ass
kickings.....

 

He'll recant here pretty quick, like he does so well. But if not we'll kick
his ass last so as not to get cut short on the hospitality. Even though none
of us will ever measure up to his SIL, we will not kick his ass also. Have
you ever heard of BJay's SIL? He has a Harley, I think.

....louie

 

Really, I hadn't heard Bjay has an SIL. Harley? Really?

Bjay needs to stop snubbing me and let me know these things.....

Yes, I believe the best bet is to save the ass kicking to the very end
of the ride....but be sure we get that last tank of gas from Bjay so
we can make it home.

Besides, I have to keep up my reputation of "making a living scamming
others", like Mike the Junk Dealer said. Have I mentioned Mike the
Junk Dealer lately?

 

Stay out of this, beewee. Having figured out you're a dumbass last
Fathers' Day, billie and I are trying to cipher some things out on your
behalf. We'll tell you what to do when we're done thinking on it.

 

Yeah, you do that! It seems you didn't fare too well last encounter
you had with him.

Be sure to wear a helmet, either for your motorcycle dropping you keep
doing or to save yourself from being injured when you get bitch
slapped. Then too, you'll have to make sure you're wearing a higher
quality helmet than Mark Johnson....his helmet didn't save him from
suffering $20k in personal injuries from a bitch slap.

 

bill, unfortunately, it looks like you're going to have to do more
parenting than publishing a succinct and damning summary of brian's
mental acuity on Fathers' Day, when you called him a dumbass. The way
brian keeps fucking things up (see above), calling him names is not
going to get you Father of the Year. You're going to have to beat him,
bill. I'll stay right here, and you take brian out back and whop him a
while.

 

Whoop.. Whoop.. Don't listen to these guys, Bjay.. All they're doin' is
just trying to stir up some trouble in our family... Your wife being my
first cousin, twice removed and all.. My suggestion that your SIL .. you
know.. the one with that high dollar Harley.. might have been victimized
by that bunch of crooks at Renegade Motorcycles.. remember.. was
only a suggestion.. Nothing more than that..

That damned Louie and RedShad are nothing more than Gucci Gold-
Wing riding trouble makers, with complexes.. Don't get drawn into
their nefarious, no-good doins.. Another one you better watch out for
is that damn Big Ed.. After he's had a shot or three of tequila, and
starts to mumble all that shit he does when he's doing that counsel-
ling.. he starts waving a chicken leg around.. He's up to no good, also..

 

<chuckle> Dude, you had your "shot" at the Walkers.. two years ago in
Breckenridge.. That one was in person and you failed miserably, to do
anything but make a pure ass of yourself.. This time.. you tried to make
a comeback and try them on usenet.. Odds are.. you have failed miser-
ably, again.. <sigh> Seems like a dude that thinks he's smart as you,
would just leave well enough alone.. rather than just looking for trouble
like you seem to enjoy doing.. My neighbor has got an old dog over
at his house.. that fucking dog, just don't like him.. bites him every time
he gets close.. The sucker loves and guards the other members of
the family, though.. so Shane keeps the ill tempered sumbitch around..
He just stays away from him and leaves the damned thing alone.. Shane
isn't near the genius that you think you are, but he's head and shoulders
above you, in the smarts dept..

 

ROTFL.. You just get more ridiculous all the time, Ari Rankum.. For the
record .. trying to exploit the "dumbass" comment is probably the best
means to demonstrate your own stupidity.. For someone who thinks he's
smart as you do.. it's outright funny.. Might be more understandable, if you
were smart enough to let the dust settle.. but, this one is so fresh that
any
one can read the recent threads and find it.. The "dumbass" comment is
a response from me, isn't it ? Taking it out of context and trying to use
it
to provoke someone or fuel the flames isn't too bright, on your part.. You
might want to give all us old Texans some credit for being smart enough
to not fall for your usenet games..

<sigh> Then again.. you aren't even smart enough to know when someone
is trying to give you a break and allow you to back away with some degree
of dignity.. Whew.. You just keep on reaching out to prod that old dog, and
he just keeps snapping your fingers off.. lol.. If you don't learn to leave
him
alone.. you ain't gonna have any fingers left.. Ask my neighbor, Shane..