Tip of the day

When going into tecos.... don't leave your keys in the ignition...... with
the headlights on....... with the heated grips on....

If you're lucky enough to not have it nicked, the battery will be well and
truly dead.

 

They tried to nick it, but the battery was dead and it was a bit too
heavy to carry with 6 bags of shopping and a box of Daz...

 

On Mon, 9 Feb 2004 16:19:11 -0000, "Mash" <>
bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the lines
of:

Heh, that got me rummaging through my jacket to find my keys.

 

Lucky it wasn't a post about genital disease then

 

As my Mum[1] always says "It's expensive being a **** dear"

[1] Imagine June Whitfield from Ab Fab and you're about there.

 

Its a good job they put them in a bag or you would lose them as well.

Ken
B12

 

Ben pushed the bounds of literature with:

If you make it that obvious, the scrotes think it's a hidden camera show.

If you want to play it really safe, leave a briefcase full of tenners open
on the back seat.

--
The Judge.
ZZR1200 (Fast for a bike. Slow for a teleporter)
Gone: VL1500LC, ZZR1100, GS1000G, GSX250
Orh+ BOTAFOT#61

Cars - don't let them get away with it.
Tony Blair & Lord Hutton - Judge's corrupt Wankers Of The Week
Currently feasting my ears on Porcupine Tree - Russia On Ice.

 

Doh... Leason learned?
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Stuff ... | ooo |
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Fifth time lucky?.....

 

Heh...
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1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----