Throwing rocks at motorcyclists

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nick, Mar 15, 2005.

  1. Nick

    Owen Guest

    chavved
    Ditto... 20 yrs time they be where you were... If its any
    consolation...
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
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    Owen, Mar 16, 2005
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  2. Nick

    Owen Guest

    Try not breaking so hard... It helps the scum to sort out their
    attitude...
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Mar 16, 2005
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  3. Break? I find aiming for them and gassing it works best.
     
    Molly Fletcher, Mar 17, 2005
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  4. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    says...
    Bear can tell you a story about some fucking twatty old bloke we
    encountered on the B4040 one evening a couple of years ago.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 17, 2005
    #64
  5. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
     
    Lozzo, Mar 17, 2005
    #65
  6. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
     
    Lozzo, Mar 17, 2005
    #66
  7. Seen on a bumper sticker in Florida:

    Please excuse my driving, I'm trying to reload.
     
    Mick Whittingham, Mar 18, 2005
    #67
  8. Nick

    Owen Guest

    Yes, but think of the paintwork dear...
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Mar 18, 2005
    #68
  9. Nick

    Owen Guest

    Class...
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Mar 18, 2005
    #69
  10. Nick

    Catman Guest

    lol
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    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
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    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Mar 18, 2005
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  11. Maybe he wasn't expecting to have bikes approaching him at 120mph on a
    B road?
     
    Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King, Mar 19, 2005
    #71
  12. "Christopher Lee is a Doctor of Psychology and has been a personal self
    defense instructor for over twelve years. "

    Yeah, and he's also a FUCKING VAMPIRE! I've seen the films.

    Suddenly it all makes sense.
     
    Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King, Mar 19, 2005
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  13. Nick

    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King says...
    120mph? I'd be severely disappointed if it wasn't at least 150!
     
    petrolcan, Mar 19, 2005
    #73
  14. Damn. Clearly not one of my better trolls. Obviously too pissed.
     
    Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King, Mar 19, 2005
    #74
  15. How unfortunate that you didn't
     
    Boots Blakeley, Mar 19, 2005
    #75
  16. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King says...
    No, he jumped out in front of a couple of bikes that were travelling in
    excess of 130 mph, jumping up and down waving his arms in an attempt to
    slow us down. Had we hit him it would have been entirely his own fault,
    There was no questioning that he walked in front of us on purpose.

    The man was a complete fuckwit, which is why I dropped a gear and went
    straight at him. Old blokes can't half move when they want to.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 19, 2005
    #76
  17. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    petrolcan says...
    I reckon on about 140. I wasn't looking at the speedo because the
    horizon was showing some fuckwit doing a one-man mexican wave in the
    middle of the road
     
    Lozzo, Mar 19, 2005
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