Throwing rocks at motorcyclists

dwb says...

You take a run up to the biggest/hardest looking and headbutt the ****
between the eyes with your helmet on, his mates will run off in all
directions very very quickly. It doesn't matter if he never threw
anything, he's guilty by association.

DAMHIK,IJDOK.

 

I remember that they used to take on a lot of s/h and new Plod bikes
[1]. A lot of their fleet were Plod bikes.

Jeez, tell me about it. In fact, some used to come out in a worse state
than when they went in...

[1] Surplus to requirements apparently.

 

What? You thought it was Pip, lobbing rocks?

 

Yup, including all the 04 reg ones they took delivery of last year[1].
Rumour has it that plod didn't want them because there was a weave on
them that couldn't be ridden through or cured. My last one weaved like a
fucker and that was one of the old ones!

Well, when I went in to have a "service" done, another bod came in, his
steering was *fucked*, I mean it didn't just have side to side movement
as you'd expect up up and down movement as well, I mean about an inch of
movement at least in all directions. He'd started that day and they'd
sent him out on it - From the workshop!

Apart from being charged for parts I didn't need and having second hand
parts put on that came from dead bikes, I remember needing a new front
tyre. They didn't have any new ones so put a front wheel on from another
bike with a partly worn one. I don't know WTF was wrong with it but the
wobble was fucking horrendous and the weave it had at around 60-70mph
iirc, was *the* worst I have ever experienced on a bike.

See above.

[1] The ones with all the chromy bits and panniers on[2]
[2] That were too fucking small to do anything with so they stuck the
Givis back on.

 

I'd have drawn my i357 Magnum from its ithigh holster, drawn an ibead
on the little fuckers and shot them idead, one by one.

 

Whether they were innocent or not, eh?

 

"Guilty by association"

 

http://www.chuckhawks.com/motorcycle_firearms.htm

 

Makes perfect sense to me. The only trick involved is to spot which one is
actually the 'leader' as opposed to the following muscle. Although taking
out the muscle can often have the desired effect as well
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****** *ME*

I am utterly boggled.
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"If you decide to fire, FIRE AT THE DRIVER, NOT THE CAR. Obvious in
retrospect, make sure you decide to fire at the driver before you engage to
avoid time-consuming, and therefore dangerous, mistakes.


Once you hit the driver, get away from the car! The car could go ANYWHERE at
that point, and the farther you move away from it, the less likely it is to
accidentally hit you."

 

See, you're just making it worse.
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The idea of riding around shooting at trees has a certain appeal though.

 

Lozzo wrote

You obviously don't. That may have been the way you do it down The Cut
mate but over here we do The Slow Walk of Deadly Anticipation.
Psychology and better dramatic effects and all that crap.

 

Hey, leave the trees out of it. Shoot gatsos instead.

 

New Speed Triple, gatling gun... sorted.

 

Just don't shoot your propellor off.

 

Probably from Texas.

 

Bear wrote

Certainly without cross posting it to Reeky.

I miss the old days sometimes.

 

Not very environmentally friendly. More so, if the tree falls over on
you, 'cos it's been cut up with thousands of rounds.

Yeahbut if it's reinforced glass, a .22 will bounce off. Better to go
for an RPG. Mind you, that's a little more obvious and the cage driver
will **** off pretty sharpish.

Well, this is ukrm. Wasn't there a film with that burd from Baywatch
riding around on a triumph fitted with canons?