Thought for today

I got to thinking today,


Socrates was poisoned

Julius Caesar was stabbed to death.

Napoleon died in exile.

Abraham Lincoln was shot.

Gandhi was shot.

Kevin Rudd....Gillardteened ? ? ?

 

Come on! You can do better than that!

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

 

"Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"
<""Trollene.has.had.more.kook.outs.than.ive.had.hot.dinners\"@kangarooistan.com.au
.."> wrote in message news:4c3858ac$0$11117$...

Well, I didn't see you post it first

 

So you don't read aus.jokes?

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

 

"Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"
<""Trollene.has.had.more.kook.outs.than.ive.had.hot.dinners\"@kangarooistan.com.au
.."> wrote in message news:4c385d38$0$11117$...

No I don't, but obviously, you do

 

Nev
get fucked
I got it from a friend of yours

 

I read over 30 groups. We're calling her Dullard now.

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

 

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What a brilliant mind you must have!

*******************************

 

No. He's saying he got the "jack" from one of your gay mates Nev.

 

On Jul 10, 9:25 pm, "Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"
<""Trollene.has.had.more.kook.outs.than.ive.had.hot.dinners
\"@kangarooistan.com.au .">
wrote:

A warning to Gillard: "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown".

OS

 

Its appears that Dullard is yet to learn that.

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

 

Within a few days Abbott was boasting that Howard had called him to
congratulate him on getting Rudd's scalp. At the end of the week
Howard was on TV saying what a coup it was for Abbott and what a
genius he was to have dislodged Rudd from the Prime Ministership.

So whose knife was it in Rudd's back? Couldn't have been Tony's as his
knife is still in Turnbull's back, and by the look on Malcolm's face
Tony is still twisting it.

Theo

 

If I thought that it was funny enough to repost it, then so be it, whether
it came from your friend or not.
But, in saying that, he is a friend of yours, therefore, if you didn't think
it was funny, then you must think him as not funny.
Do you often hang out with people you don't think are funny
Do you also think that I would post something which I would not think of as
being the slightest bit funny?
Come on Nev, if you didn't think that post had even the slightest bit of
humour,
then you go and tell your friend that he has no sense of humour.
Go do your own dirty work.
Now, that would be funny to watch

 

On Jul 10, 9:25 pm, "Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"
<""Trollene.has.had.more.kook.outs.than.ive.had.hot.dinners
\"@kangarooistan.com.au
..">
wrote:

A warning to Gillard: "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown".

OS

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More like the warning:

" The head which wears the crown usually lies uneasily "

 

So, you are claiming that it didn't even bring a small smile on your ugly
face ?

****, I am going to have to come up and see you, get you sloshed, then I
guarantee you will smile

 

Hey Nev, I have got another one for you
more in keeping with the first one, but it has a photo with it,
so I don't want to post it here, want to send me any email address where I
can send it to you
Now this one, you will get a smile out of it
After a thought about it of coarse

 

Don't worry about it George - you're not a man until you've had it, and
penicillin still cures it.


BTH

 

Well, I guess that I have to give way to knowledge of someone who has
experienced it

 

A bogan is... someone who spends a lot of time on the bog, full of
bog, says 'bogger me' a lot.

Theo

 

So leprachauns would be "Begorrans" then?


BTH