Thought for bedtime on Radio 4

Just think.

While we sit here, talking crap, Camilla is getting the rogering of her
life on the first night of her honeymoon...

 

Admit it, you wish you were there, don't you?


THAT'S TREASON SIMON!

 

I do...

I was dreaming that Charlie boy was rogering me... That's not treason.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

<squeak, squeak, squeak>

"Charles dahling, the mattress is a little noisy..."

<squeak, squeak, squeak>

"That's not the mattress, old thing. Pass the KY."

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I heard he was seen in Slough Hein Gericke asking about a Scottoiler...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

I'm going to try very hard not to speculate on where he might get the
vacuum take-off.

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Sucky fucky five bucky.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

AAAAAAOOOOOOGGGGHHHHHAAAAAA!

CRAP JOKE WARNING!

Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he
accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.
He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally
distraught.
The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.
Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up,
polished it and immediately a genie appeared.
'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the
genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.' 'Well,' said the
Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you
this dog.' They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do
you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince
asked.
The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head.
'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is
there something else you would like?' The Prince thought for a minute,
reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. 'I was married to
this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the
genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman called Camilla,' and
he showed the genie the second photo.
'You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make
Camilla as beautiful as Diana?' The genie studied the two photographs
and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at that dog again.'

 

ITYM the right royal rogering of her life.

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I am *so* glad I didn't read that when you posted it. Would've given me
nightmares.
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Do they shout "one's arriving!" at the crucial moment - being posh like?

Stu

 

I doubt it.

They are posh enough to have working sig seps though.

 

Simon Atkinson scribbled:

I suspect that camisole will be giving the rogering of her life, strap
on, holding onto a pair of large ears, whooping like a cowgirl.

 

Yesterday's Torygraph headlined a bit of Her Madge's speech: "My son is home
and dry", and my first thought was that that probably also goes for
Camilla...

 

Camilla aside.... quick poll - Princess Beatrice[1]... would you?

[1] this would be the elder (and legal) Fergie/Andrew sprog for those
confused.

 

dwb emerged from their own little world to say

http://yorkgirls.20fr.com/p/b100.jpg

You have a thing about cabbage patch dolls?

 

I don't[1] - but I'm interested who on here does

 

Bear says...

Even me. That's a monster.

 

Nope. Eugenie, maybe.

 

ogden says...

Definitely the prettier of the two, but she's only 15.