Those crazy Israelis again

So that's what causes earthquakes

BGN, watch out

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7255657.stm

 

Well we know the cause of the recent Folkestone earthquake, now.

 

God hates poofs.

 

Classic.

He [Shlomo Benizri] called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on
how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which
anyway brings about earthquakes".

So Bournemouth must be saving up for the Big One. Our very own San
Andreas fault as it were.

 

When I was going round Bletchley Park last week the guide told us about
the only stick of bombs that ever got dropped near it (believed to be a
bomber just jettisoning the load or perhaps aiming very poorly at the
railway station). One bomb is reputed to have landed so close to Hut 4
(the 'Naval hut') that it was shifted on its foundations. Apparently,
most of the personnel in the hut at the timw were Wrens and our cheeky
chappy guide asked us what we thought was the first thing said.

I suspect other UKRMers would, as I did, proffer the correct answer.

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"What the **** was that?"

Oh, OK.

<fx:glum>

 

Did the earth move for you, darling.

Bill

 

That's the answer he was looking for.
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That's the Mayor of Hiroshima's famous quote that is.

JB