This one's a groaner

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Calgary, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. Calgary

    Calgary Guest

    A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van when
    suddenly the girl yelled, "Whip me. Whip me!"

    The guy, eager to please, obviously didn't have a whip, but, in a
    flash of inspiration, opened his window, snapped the radio antenna off
    his van, and they shared it until they both collapsed in a
    sadomasochistic ecstasy.

    A week later, the girl noticed that the marks left by their lovemaking
    session were starting to fester, so she asked her doctor to check them
    out.

    The doctor took one look and asked, "Did you get these marks having
    sex?" Embarrassed, she admitted that she did.

    The doctor nodded. "I thought so. In all my years of doctoring... this
    is the worst case of 'Van Aerial Disease' I've ever seen!"
    --


    Don
    RCOS# 7

    2000 - Yamaha Venture Millenium Edition
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/radium1.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/banff.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/kananaskis.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/walkercalgary.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/calgarybrowning.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/venture.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/gem.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/highwood.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/reynolds.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/sask.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/osoyoos.htm
     
    Calgary, Oct 20, 2005
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  2. Calgary

    Wakko Guest

    Americans invade Canada every summer. The Canadians I've met don't seem to
    mind.
     
    Wakko, Oct 20, 2005
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  3. Calgary

    Calgary Guest

    Yup stay tuned cuz the jokes will get worse the further we get into
    the winter. <g>

    --


    Don
    RCOS# 7

    2000 - Yamaha Venture Millenium Edition
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/radium1.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/banff.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/kananaskis.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/walkercalgary.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/calgarybrowning.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/venture.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/gem.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/highwood.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/reynolds.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/sask.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/osoyoos.htm
     
    Calgary, Oct 20, 2005
    #3
  4. Calgary

    Calgary Guest

    As long as you bring lots of money and leave it behind you are all
    welcome.
    --


    Don
    RCOS# 7

    2000 - Yamaha Venture Millenium Edition
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/radium1.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/banff.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/kananaskis.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/walkercalgary.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/calgarybrowning.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/venture.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/gem.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/highwood.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/reynolds.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/sask.htm
    http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/osoyoos.htm
     
    Calgary, Oct 20, 2005
    #4
  5. Calgary

    Greek Shipping Magnets Guest

    Well that explains the profusion of titty bars in Montreal then. And
    here I was thinking you Canucks had a sex drive!
     
    Greek Shipping Magnets, Oct 21, 2005
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