This has got to hurt

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22478633-13762,00.html?from=mostpop




DD

 

Shocking!

 

Well I have pissed on an electric fence before now but that has gotta
give you a crispy end


DD

 

Given this bit...

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was
wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects,
and my penis will function normally eventually."

I'm wondering if, in comic book style, he'll mutate into some sort of
cock sparking super villain.

 

You are James Bond AICMFF gold fingers.

 

Captain Electrowang

 

Going to metro.co.uk finds the source at
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=67375&in_page_id=2

When I was in Croatia, in the mountians in the centre of the Istrian
peninsula, there were the most fantastic lightning storms I've seen. I got
caught in one storm whilst riding in T shirt & jeans. I was battered by
huge fucking hail stones. Fortunately a 1.5km long tunnel was ahead and I
emerged the other side into bright sunshine at about 30C on the Adriatic
coast.

and, another link at Metro:
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/article.html?in_article_id=66736
"Cyclist's 130mph downhill record"
Nutter

 

Puymorens Tunnel?The biggest hailstones I have ever seen were not far
from there. So big cars were stopping under bridges. Got back to the
camp site and heard that two people had been toasted by lightning a
kilometre or so from the lake (Matemale) where I had just been waving
a fishing rod (not carbon fibre luckily) about.

In fact I suspect you mean the Envalira tunnel, in which case strictly
speaking you were already in Andorra.

PF

 

Trouser Taser.

 

It was the "eventually" I liked.

 

"suffering only light burns to his chest and arms."

Jammy bastard.

 

Buzz Bayonet

 

On our way back from Andorra to Gerona we had everything from freezing
fog to giant hailstones. The journey took over 4 hours and we
sheltered in that tunnel (or whatever tunnel it was) to get slightly
warmer... I'd do it all again. In fact we are, only this time in a
car, since I don't have time to ride down there again. Same time of
year as last time, so I hope to see the same weather

 

maybe it'll shrink instead, and he'll need an electron microscope to
find it.

 

are you positive?

 

I could answer that but I'd have to charge.

 

With that attitude, prepare to be isolated.

 

ffs would you lot start conducting yourselves properly

 

Faraday or two, maybe. Won't last though.

 

Ampere's the rub.
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