Third prize

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by DR, Aug 25, 2005.

  1. DR

    DR Guest

    Had a phone call earlier, a nice woman from Silverstone informed me
    that I've won third prize in a competition I entered in MCN. I'm
    getting made-to-measure leather jeans from Crowtree Leathers. I just
    have to go down there to be measured up. That'll do nicely, ta!
     
    DR, Aug 25, 2005
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    <cue rush of UKRMers to Crowtree>

    "I'm Darren Robinson!"
    "No, *I'm* Darren Robinson!"

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 25, 2005
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  3. DR

    Lozzo Guest

    DR says...
    You lucky bastard, George won't like it though.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 25, 2005
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  4. DR

    DR Guest

    When they supply my riding gear FOC they can dictate what I wear.
     
    DR, Aug 25, 2005
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  5. DR

    DR Guest

    Nobody could be so desperate to actually want to pretend to be me...

    Anyway, they'll need written proof, which I have.

    Ner.
     
    DR, Aug 25, 2005
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    Damn.

    You're sure it *was* MCN, are you? It wasn't Lozzo doing a funny voice
    to wind you up?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 25, 2005
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  7. DR

    DR Guest

    If Lozzo could put *that* voice on, he'd do more than wind me up.
     
    DR, Aug 25, 2005
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    Oi! The "unlikely fucks" thread is up ^^^^ there.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 25, 2005
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  9. DR

    platypus Guest

    Not that hard to fake, mind...

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    | | | | |
    | This Card hereby identifies the | |O O| |
    | Bearer as | ( L ) |
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    | DARREN ROBINSON | \ / |
    | ----------------------------- | | | |
    | |____________|
    | and may Ged have Mercy on his |
    | soul. HOME tm |
    | OFFICE |
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    | Darren Robinson Industries |
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    platypus, Aug 25, 2005
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  10. DR

    mike bothe Guest

    LOL
     
    mike bothe, Aug 25, 2005
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  11. DR

    Molly Guest

    I'm Darren's mum and he's been very naughty so I'm having his jeans.
     
    Molly, Aug 25, 2005
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  12. DR

    'Hog Guest

    Well done that man!!

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Aug 25, 2005
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  13. DR

    Steve Parry Guest


    Did'nt know Asda did bike gear?


    --
    Steve Parry
    K100RS SE & F650
    and a 520i SE Touring for comfort


    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Aug 25, 2005
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  14. DR

    Wik Guest

    [left deliberately unsnipped]
    <LOL!>
     
    Wik, Aug 25, 2005
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  15. DR

    Lozzo Guest

    Steve Parry says...
    Tesco Value jeans are stronger than some very expensive leathers.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 25, 2005
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  16. Nice prize.
    which is the right answer.
     
    Paul Corfield, Aug 25, 2005
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  17. DR

    DR Guest

    You are? Bloody hellfire, medical science must be getting better...
     
    DR, Aug 25, 2005
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  18. DR

    Steve Parry Guest

    Lozzo fumbled, fiddled and fingered:
    .... beginning with a "D" perchance?

    --
    Steve Parry
    K100RS SE & F650
    and a 520i SE Touring for comfort

    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Aug 25, 2005
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  19. DR

    BigJ Guest

    and beginning with an "A"

    To sum it up, its well marketed shite lol
     
    BigJ, Aug 25, 2005
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  20. DR

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    I'm not saying a word.

    <Manuel mode>

    I know nothing, I from Msida

    </Mm>
     
    Lozzo, Aug 25, 2005
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