Things to do for your brother`s son when he`s 16....

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Petel
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(Snip tale of very silly games with a moped)

You sir, are A Bad Influence.

Fucking well played.

 

Buy him a Piaggio Zip 50, fully restricted and capable of 32mph.
Send him out with his mates on Yam Aerox`s/Peugot Speedflights etc. and
wait.......................................
for him to come back embarassed when they can do 55mph.

De-restrict him as long as he looks and learns.

Now up to 42mph *cool*.(sic)

Wait for him to pass 1000 miles and service it himself, (this is a spark
plug, this is the carb) then BIG IT UP.

Off comes the carb filter box to be replaced by the 2nd HUGE K+N from the
VZ800 Marauder and the water pipe from the Ford Fiesta radiator.
Dell`orto jets take a HUGE leap from #56 main to #75.
Needle clip up 2 points.
Restriction washer comes out of the variator and the clutch springs
re-placed.
Heavier rollers, 10% increase on clutch spring.
Cheapest Race exhaust possible,then cut it up and re-weld to get the pulses
right, slap it back on.

Happy Bunny.....68mph.....I`d go further with a gear-up kit but when he`s 17
he`s gonna want a Golf or something similar......
so he can **** right off and do that four wheeled shit his-self.

--
Petel .
02 M2 Buell.
C90-ZZR.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/peteh1/website/index.html

 

Ho Ho!

Tomorrow................................................................

He rides the back of the Muell down to Wayside HD so I can buy some
*GenuineH/D Trans oil* and on to a scrapyard from there to pick some
second-hand plastics out from the trashed 50cc scrappers.
And any usefull C90 bits for the ZZR. ;-)

--
Petel .
02 M2 Buell.
C90-ZZR.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/peteh1/website/index.html

 

You, sir, are a star.

Thirty years ago, when the world was sticking riffler files down the
knackered barrels of Yamaha Fizzies, you'd have been a god.

 

This is just what extended families are for! Parents make the rules and
the family show how to bend them!

Perfick