Things that make you go D'Oh!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Skip, Aug 20, 2005.

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    Skip Guest

    Would that it was so! The right turn goes into the alley at the back of the
    house, only one way in and out.

    Trust me, no way on God's Green Earth could anything get through, they were
    literally nose to bumper. I've gotten quite good at filtering, tho' I say so
    meself. :eek:) For those who know N London, the M25, A406 and A10 and getting in
    and out of the centre of London as regular routes don't half teach you to
    filter, eh? I wonder, though, if I got a trailie, would there be too much fuss
    if I rode over the car bonnets <vbeg>
     
    Skip, Aug 20, 2005
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    Skip Guest

    Aye, you're right, should have swapped over earlier. Normally I do get the old
    "chug-chug" feel when the tank needs swapping, but I think I missed it this time
    due to being stationary for a while. Can't blame anyone or anything but my own
    attack of being a prat really, tbh.
    Still, gave a giggle to a few bored motorists, I s'pose :eek:)
     
    Skip, Aug 20, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    I can deliver as I can have a few pints in Enfield or I can deliver and
    collect the BMW.

    I'm away from home for the next week and I still need to take a look at
    the yokes so it'll be in at least a week.
     
    sweller, Aug 20, 2005
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    zanziba Guest

    Pip wrote, in fantastic fashion:
    Probably didn't have the injury prior to doing motorcycle bench
    pressing.
     
    zanziba, Aug 21, 2005
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    Dan L Guest

    Fucking took me ages to work that one out a few weeks back when I was off in
    a hurry.

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Aug 21, 2005
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Heh. It was falling off the Quota at an embarrasing 10MPH wot did it.
    It's a long way down off one of those bikes.
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 21, 2005
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    zanziba Guest

    X-Mas list for Santa:

    1) Parachute
     
    zanziba, Aug 21, 2005
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Got one. An ancient GQ Unit seven cell ram-air.
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 21, 2005
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    YTC#1 Guest

    Why get a trailie :)
     
    YTC#1, Aug 21, 2005
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    Skip Guest

    Heh! It's now next on my "Handy Dandy List of Things To Learn How To Do on a
    CB500" Next to "Remember to fill the bugger up with petrol", of course. :eek:)
     
    Skip, Aug 24, 2005
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    zymurgy Guest

    Hmm, good reason not to walk a heavy bike around, why not sit on it and
    paddle it back ?

    I'm getting better at moving the VTR1000 around after having walked
    round with the superdreams off the bike. Don't think I ever move the
    12R around without being astride it. Damn heavy (and expensive) if you
    overbalance with it.
    They are that. I've had the 12R down at 45 degrees and saved it.
    I picked up the CBR1100 single handedly. Mind you this was with the
    benefit of adrenalin and a few torn muscles in my upper back ...

    Cheers

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Aug 24, 2005
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    zymurgy Guest

    Wrong way around the bollards.

    Fair annoys plod that does, as it upsets the pedestrians no end. ;-)

    Cheers

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Aug 24, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    <paging Monkey>
     
    Ben Blaney, Aug 24, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    I tend to turn the gixxer round in the garage on the side stand, as I
    believe somebody (Lozzo?) demonstrated at the BOSM. Just stand on the
    lhs and grip the far side of the seat, pulling towards you to lift the
    back wheel off the ground, then swivel it round on the stand dragging
    the front tyre as you go.

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    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
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    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2
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    Ace, Aug 24, 2005
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    zymurgy Guest

    Yep. Impressive for a small fella. I'll be practicing that manouvre on
    something I don't care about first !

    Cheers

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Aug 24, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    says...
    This afternoon I picked up Pip's VF750 on my own, after it fell over in
    the garden. Bearing in mind it has seized brakes and a full tank of
    fuel, and it was on wet grass as well.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    It won't.
    Course it can, particularly when the 'big' bike in question is a
    lightweight like a gixxer. But you'll put more stress on it just
    sitting on the bike while it's on the stand than swivelling it round,
    not least because doing the latter you're putting the stand itself
    much more upright, so the bending forces it has to deal with are
    relatively small.

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    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2
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    Ace, Aug 25, 2005
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  18. for some of us that isn't an option!

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    Adie
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    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

    Triumph 955iSS / ZX9R E1 / GSF1200 bandit (for sale) / CG125
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adrienne M Bonwick, Aug 25, 2005
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  19. <grins>

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    Adie
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    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

    Triumph 955iSS / ZX9R / GSF1200 bandit (for sale) / CG125
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adrienne M Bonwick, Aug 25, 2005
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    Pip Guest

    Works easily enough with my RF900 and Bandit12, and Elly's 9R.
     
    Pip, Aug 28, 2005
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